These are addictive.

[savior-backward.livejournal.com]

【 MISTLETOE MEME 】
1) post with your character...
2) THOSE WHO REPLY MUST KISS YOUR CHARACTER!  OR ELSE.  You're stuck there or something.
3) My those are odd-looking berries on that image
4) ???
5) PROFIT!

GO.

 

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[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[SLAP FIGHT. B( B( B( YOU'RE ON.]

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

[THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[NOPE NOT AT ALL SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP]

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

[SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP--

fuck this]

AXEL!!

[YOU'RE GETTING TOLD ON.]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP-- oh you bitch.]

What--Hey! Tattletale!

[poisonousflame]

[OH HEY GUESS WHOSE BIFFLE IN DANGER SENSES WERE TINGLING WHO HEARD THAT YELL AND IS SHOWING UP IN A CORRIDOR OF DARKNESS. Yeah, that's right. This overprotective dude.]

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

Axel, he keeps hitting me, get him off of me!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

He started it! Get him away from me!

[poisonousflame]

[... What is even going on here. NATURALLY, Axel sides with his biffle.]

Sideswipe, quit hitting him.

[Why are they even standing so close?]

And both of you step away from each other.

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

We can't!

[AUGH. PUSHSHOVE.]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

But he--! [PUSH SHOVE] -- He started it!

And we can't! We're stuck!

[poisonousflame]

What do you mean, stuck?

[–– Oh, right:]

And stop pushing.

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

[Stops then sob.]

We can't move at all!

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[Probably has his hand stopped in the position of being squished against Roxas' forehead.]

Completely frozen!

[poisonousflame]

Get your hand off his head.

[Axel frowns and starts to walk forward ... the he happens to look up.

[And he stops, eyes wide, staring at the horrible thing up above.

[He knows what that is.]

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

[tries to get away from his hand sob]

[And then he notices where Axel's looking]

What is that?

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[He sticks out his tongue, but pulls his hand away.]

Happy now?

[Pause.]

Yes, we can't figure it out, but whatever it is, it's not letting us leave.

[poisonousflame]

[Were it not for his lack of a heart, one might think that Axel is genuinely DISMAYED by this information: he certainly looks like he is. Not exactly comforting, but oh, what a fate for his biffle.]

... It's called mistletoe.

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

... [That look. Axel, why.]

Am I gonna get hurt by it? It's not gonna... like, eat us, or something, is it?

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... What's... with the face?

[Glancing back and forth between the two of them.]

Are we going to die?

[poisonousflame]

You're gonna be fine.

[Not that he looks any less 'WHYYYY' about this situation.]

We've just gotta figure out how to deal with a certain ... issue.

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

... What's the problem, then?

[pushes Sideswipe a little aaaa]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... What issue?

[PUSHES BACK OUT OF REFLEX.]

[poisonousflame]

[BOTH OF YOU STOP PUSHING.]

Traditionally, two people caught under mistletoe have to kiss.

[journeybroken.livejournal.com]

[At that news? Yeah he stops pushing.]

... what?