These are addictive.

[savior-backward.livejournal.com]

【 MISTLETOE MEME 】
1) post with your character...
2) THOSE WHO REPLY MUST KISS YOUR CHARACTER!  OR ELSE.  You're stuck there or something.
3) My those are odd-looking berries on that image
4) ???
5) PROFIT!

GO.

 

Comments

... Not the bear. D8

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

You too?

... It's going to try and kill us, isn't it?

LMAO

[redwhitensnark]

Apparently.

No... [Another glance up.] It's just mistletoe. Found out what it was last Christmas.

B(

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... So it... makes us stuck? There's a plant... that sticks you in place?

That's ridiculous.

[redwhitensnark]

No, these things usually just hang there, is all. Though I suspect the trick is that we're stuck here now until we follow through on the given tradition...

...which is why I said I had no interest in kissin' you.

That's it.

Two people underneath mistletoe are supposed to kiss.

[He frowns. Not really interested in kissing ANYONE.]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

. . .



Eww! But you--and I'm--that just.

No!

[redwhitensnark]

Don't look thrilled about the prospect, do I?

[Ratchet huffs through his vents, eying the mistletoe.]

Think you can cut it down with one of your blades?

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No. Thankfully.

[Looking up.] I can try... [And let the jumping and futile slashing commence! To no effect whatsoever.]

[redwhitensnark]

[He watches Sideswipe make the attempt...and grumbles.]

Slaggit.

Sometimes this place and it's terrible sense of humor, I swear to Primus.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No! No no! No...! I can get it!

[Still jumping. Still.]

[redwhitensnark]

[Continues to watch, sighing again.]

Kid, it's not working. I'm even tryin' to bend it away from here and that's not doing a fraggin' thing, either.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

I'll get it!

[Jump.]

Eventually!

[Jump.]

I'm not doing the thing.

The mental image is so great. Sides jumping and Ratchet's head nodding up and down, watching. LOL

[redwhitensnark]

[Yeah, he'll stand there and watch another few seconds, but this is obviously pointless.]

[He debates knocking the kid out with his EMP, getting the whole thing over with and then walking off.]

[Though that seems a little extreme.]

Sideswipe.

Like a vertical metronome. ... which made more sense in my head.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No!

[Still jumping.]

It's not happening! I refuse!

[And... still... jumping.]

Also I feel almost schtizo, account swapping. HURR.

[redwhitensnark]

I have better things to do than stand around and watch you attack a hanging plant over and over again.

[He brings out the magnet pincers and activates them.]

[C'MERE.]

fff I'm sorry D8

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

What--Hey! No--! Oh no-!

[STRUGGLING. STRUGGLING ANYWAY.]

Isn't there a plan B!

LOL, it's okay. Just as long as you never take Rex personally. I feel so bad, sometimes. ^^;;

[redwhitensnark]

Would you--quit--stop that!

[Ratchet holds him out at something of a distance so he doesn't get swatted on accident.]

Alright, fine! I'll use plan B!

[Here comes the EMP. 8| ]

Psh. Look who I play :| you're fine <3

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No! I like you--I really do! Just not like--this!

[One little yelp... And plan B appears successful.]

<333

[redwhitensnark]

[Ratchet looks down at the unconscious Sideswipe. He'll only be out a minute or two, tops.]

[A frustrated sigh.]

Not as if I feel like this about you, either.

[Old bot kneels down so most of the younger mech is on the floor instead of half dangling in the air. He then glances back up at the mistletoe with a very aggravated expression before leaning over Sideswipe and giving him what amounts to a quick peck right on the mouthplates.]

[After which Ratchet feels guilty and somewhat dirty. Half because he just kissed an unconscious bot who didn't want to be kissed.]

[But even though he's free to move again, he'll just sit down alongside Sideswipe and wait.]

<3

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[He is... just going to lie here until he absolutely has to get up. The longer he can pretend to be unconscious, the longer he does not have to deal with what may or may not have just happened.]