http://bounty-chaser.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot2011-01-09 07:00 pm
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COME ON GUYS WE NEED MEMES AGAIN


THE MORNING AFTER MEME
Everyone's doing it on plurk anyway.

HOW DO WE DO THIS THING?
1. Post with your character.
2. Others respond icly waking up in bed NEXT TO YOUR CHARACTER.
3. Can you remember what happened last night? Or not? WHO KNOWS.
4. Continue threading this hilarious circumstance.
5. ???
6. I move chickens, shorty.
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[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)


Mm, then where should I be madonna?

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Ned's eyes snap open as Ezio talks, but is frozen in mute fear as he is suddenly pinned down and oh god he falls off the bed the other way as the blankets are yanked out from under him]


Ahhhh WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED OH GOD I SLEEP THERE YOU ASSHOLE.

[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)


Why are you there? You shouldn't be there! I was there!

Che cazzo!
Edited 2011-01-10 03:49 (UTC)

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[As Ezio stared at himself, Ned blushes, mortified, and scrambles back away]


I don't know what you called me but THIS ISN'T MY FAULT.

[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:01 am (UTC)(link)


Sì, entirely your fault! It is the only possible way! I would never wake up in bed with a man otherwise!

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[I love to tease]


It's my bed. You woke up in MY BED. You're the trespasser here, so it's your fault and not MINE.

[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:12 am (UTC)(link)


But I cannot recall what happened last night, you must have given me something to forget!

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting that I date-raped you?!

[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
I am giving the most likely reasoning!

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't! You...you probably got drunk again and FELL through my window.

[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
...

It would be foolish to drink and try to climb.



And wouldn't you hear such a commotion?

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Not if you were all Mr. Sneaky Assassin about it!

[identity profile] ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:44 am (UTC)(link)


Perhaps you purposely left your windows unlatched so I could enter! Disgustoso ...

[identity profile] deadly-ned.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, DON'T you...you turn this around on me! Why would I leave my window open EXPECTING a drunk and horny assassin? Why can't I just leave it open for a breath of fresh air?

What is wrong with you.
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