COME ON GUYS WE NEED MEMES AGAIN

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME
Everyone's doing it on plurk anyway.

HOW DO WE DO THIS THING?
1. Post with your character.
2. Others respond icly waking up in bed NEXT TO YOUR CHARACTER.
3. Can you remember what happened last night? Or not? WHO KNOWS.
4. Continue threading this hilarious circumstance.
5. ???
6. I move chickens, shorty.

Comments

[deadorlexi.livejournal.com]

[ In response she drapes an arm across his waist and gives a sleepy mumble. And then she opens her eyes and what the hell you are definitely not Lee. ]

Damon--

[ It would probably be a good idea for you to run. ]

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

[Not good. Not good at all. At the sound of his name, Damon is trying to bolt, getting himself up and out of the bed immediately. He has no idea what happened, but sticking around to find out is not a priority right now.]

[deadorlexi.livejournal.com]

[ And Lexi just starts HURLING EVERYTHING SHE CAN including the nightstand and bed. ]

What the fuck are you doing here GOD DAMMIT.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

I don't know!

[The smaller things, are harmless enough, but the bed and the nightstand are another matter entirely. He runs for the door, just barely dodging the nightstand as it crashes beside him.]

[deadorlexi.livejournal.com]

You don't know bullshit you don't know--

[ Oh you are not getting away that easily. Lexi follows down the hallway, and he had better hope she doesn't catch him or he's going to get a stake right through his stupid heart. ]

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

Think about it! Why would I ever go to bed with you? [Damon is not stopping or turning back as he replies. He is moving fast, practically whizzing through the house as he makes for the door.]

[deadorlexi.livejournal.com]

Why would--

[ That isn't helping your case, dude. She grabs a mirror off the wall and chucks it at his stupid head. ]

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

[The mirror misses, but unfortunately, the resulting shards of glass don't. One cuts his cheek while a few more pepper his chest and arms.]

You're going to want to cut that out before you piss me off.

[deadorlexi.livejournal.com]

[ She settles down a bit, but only because she isn't back at full power yet. It won't stop her from cursing under her breath and slamming the bedroom door shut behind her. ]

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

[That works for Damon. He'll get to the bottom of this after she calms down, but for now, he's out of there.]