COME ON GUYS WE NEED MEMES AGAIN

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

THE MORNING AFTER MEME
Everyone's doing it on plurk anyway.

HOW DO WE DO THIS THING?
1. Post with your character.
2. Others respond icly waking up in bed NEXT TO YOUR CHARACTER.
3. Can you remember what happened last night? Or not? WHO KNOWS.
4. Continue threading this hilarious circumstance.
5. ???
6. I move chickens, shorty.

Comments

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

If I were Tony, I'm sure I would give it to you.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

[Dead silence.


Then an angry fist comes flying straight at your nose. :/ sorry, Damon]

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

[That fist connects and knocks Damon back a little. He was not expecting that.]

What was that for?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

GET OUT OF MY BED.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

All right. [He's up in a flash of movement, putting some distance between himself and Rip.]

Now would you mind telling me why you're so pissed off?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You are in my bed, my room, vithout permission! Zhat is vhy I am pissed off.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about? I didn't sneak in here. I've been here since last night. [At least, he's pretty sure of that. Everything else is pretty hazy.]

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You are disgusting und you are lucky I have not yet shot you! Zhere are a hundred vomen here in zhis city, pester vun of ZHEM, idiot!

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

Why are you acting like this was all me?

[He rolls his eyes and tugs on the pair of pants he finds flung somewhere in the corner.] I would be happy to.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Of course it vas all you! How did you get into my room? I did not invite you!

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

...

Well, what's the last thing you remember from last night?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Listening to my records. Und YOU vere not here!

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

You're right. I was not here. Which means someone or something brought me here.

If you think I'd sneak over here and climb into bed with you, you're wrong. What would I even get out of that?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I zhink you know exactly vhot you vould get out of zhat!

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

... What? You're going to have to spell it out for me.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Not on your undead life.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that we...?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Not even if I vas passed-out DRUNK, Damon!

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

Well, that's certainly flattering.

So, if not that, then what is it that you think I would get out of sneaking into your bed?

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I do not claim to know vhot perverted little dreams you are capable of zhinking up.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

You claimed that there was some reasonable motive for me to climb into bed with you. Aside from sex, there's really not.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

As zhough I vould allow sex to happen.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

Right. Which I knew.

So, I'll say it again. I didn't sneak in here last night.

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you.

[damoniacal.livejournal.com]

If I did it, I'd just admit it. Believe it or don't.