Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

Comments

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

Maybe he should be louder.

Or more interesting. He should be more interesting!!

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

... [Tackles Megatron]

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

[GASP]

I'm telling!

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

He's lying!

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Wait, but...

[Is America.

And is English Colony.

IDENTITY CRISIS AT AGE 4. REALLY, MOLLY? REALLY?]

--But...

[Falls back on basics.]

England's not dumb!

[thieving-cowl.livejournal.com]

Maybe I WILL.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

[FIGHT! TO THE DEATH PAIN!]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Okay! [tosses over some juice] Now let's make our getaway!

I think that's how they do it in movies...

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and they can give rides, and they're not all girly. Unless they're pink, but I don't like the pink ones.

[cannot-spell.livejournal.com]

[Beams!]

Friends forever 'n' ever!

[thieving-cowl.livejournal.com]

HEY!

[Chase!]

STOP! I ORDER YOU TO STOP!

I'm cracking up here

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

AM NOT!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Then do it!

Unless you're a chicken.

[hatesbees.livejournal.com]

_{[Beams back!]}

Yay! Wasp has a friend!

_{[Biiig hug!]}

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

ARE TOO! YOU ALWAYS LIE!

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

[Ducks behind swings.]

You're a really crappy bandit!

[stupiddaredevil.livejournal.com]

HIII OPTIMUS!

[He's covered in so much paint and he hugs you anyway.]

teenage draft dodger is go

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

Man, what the slag?! Where am I?

Meh, no big deal, least that idiot Warpath's not around! Hah!

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Just let him tell the story! Maybe it'll...get more interesting.

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

I don't think forests have garbage. But maybe the dog brought some!

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[Resorts to dirty tactics like biting and pinching.]

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[First Bumblebee and Wasp, now Megatron and Optimus. GREAT]

[siiiigh]

Megatron, do you want to go back in time-out?

[firetruckhero.livejournal.com]

STOP FIGHTING!

[cannot-spell.livejournal.com]

[dfklshfd he hugs back!]

Hmm!

[Very pleased. Wasp isn't mean! What a good friend.]

PART 3

[assbelts]

[Is about to say "fuck it" and walk out when he notices Optimus' attention. Sighs.]

The little dog was ... a magical dog. Bot. Who could talk. And walk on water. His name was ... Angelo.

[Right. He can do this.]

Angelo lived on the edge of the forest because his best friend, the unicorn, lived in the meadow nearby. One day, he went to ask the unicorn, whose name was ... Zell ... if he had any. Er. Snacks.

... But Zell wasn't there.