http://the-sari-virus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] the-sari-virus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot2009-05-21 01:50 am

Back to School for You Kids

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
UNIT 42 WILL PROVIDE ASSISTANCE.

[grabs Bruce's shoulder and pulls him away from it, then kicks the oven door closed]

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[The stove door pops open, since the lock is charred. Bruce: makes stove voice]

ALL YOUR PLANET ARE BELONG TO ME. HAHAHA

[Attempted Zorro voice]
Thank you Unit 42! But we must stop that monstrosity before all is lost! Can you attack with your... LASERS?

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
AFFIRMATIVE. ACTIVATING LASERS. FIRING AT PLANET-EATER.

[pew, pew! and other laser sounds]

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Swooshes cape and pretends to attack stove with a colored pencil sword]

[Planet-Eater voice]
Aaaaah. CURSE YOU ZORRO! CURSE YOU UNIT 42! I CANNOT- YOU WILL NEVER- hhhhhhh

[tips stove over]
[Zorro voice]

We are victorious my friend! Let us celebrate!
Edited 2009-05-23 02:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
COMMENCE CELEBRATION.

[does the robot. Not all that well, but he's enjoying it anyway.]

[hands Bruce one of the cookies he'd stolen from Megs]

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Does the ZORRO DANCE. Yeah. It's a dance.]
Yeah. Never again will your evil ways plague our galaxy!

[Pulls off "cape" and takes a bite of cookie with a veeery tiny squee of delight]

Thanks! Oh, I'm Bruce, by the way.
Edited 2009-05-23 02:25 (UTC)

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
My name's Patrick. But I don't like it, cuz it's a boring name.

So you can call me Eel! I'm really slippery and sneaky like one.

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Eel? That's a weird name. Oh well! Hi Eel!

Soooo... now what do you wanna do?

[identity profile] pliablepaladin.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[pouts] Eel's a cool name.

[identity profile] kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com 2009-05-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well... maybe if you're an electric Eel! Then you could ZAP anyone you touch! [Makes zapping noises]