Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

Comments

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You are not my spark mentor! Go away before I unleash my full power upon you!

[He hurls a juice-box at Squall.]

[assbelts]

[Catches box. GLARES, then remembers this is a kid, and ... softens it to a glare. Lower case.]

Your spark mentor asked me to look after you, Megatron.

What will you do with so many snacks, anyway?

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Lies! No one can contain my power! And no one can penetrate my mighty fortress!

[He crouches down behind his block walls, glaring.]

...I will use them to conquer all of Cybertron!

[assbelts]

I'm not trying to--

[Pinches bridge of nose. Sighs.]

... Why don't you conquer Cybertron by handing out snacks? Then the other chil-- people will know you're a good leader.

[Why is he indulging this.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

No! They must learn to fear me first!

[assbelts]

[What is WRONG with this kid?]

... I'm sure they all fear you. They'll fear you even more if you're unpredictable.

[Big words. Shit.]

If they don't know what to expect. They wouldn't expect snacks, would they?

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Of course they are expecting snacks. It is listed on the schedule.

[Points]

See? Snack time! When there are no snacks, then they will fear my power!

[assbelts]

[Squall has had enough of this bullshit.]

Megatron.

[GLARE.]

Snacks. Now.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You cannot force me, human!

[assbelts]

[Oh yes he can, Megatron. And he's tempted.]

Do you want your outside privileges taken away?

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You have no power over me!

[assbelts]

[Must. Not. Hit. Children.]

Your spark mentor placed me in charge. They'll be very disappointed if I have to tell them you've misbehaved.