Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

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[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

[sitting and watching in rapt attention, every now and again his arm shooting up to bark a question as to the nature of these reptilian monstrosities]

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

[Lying like you would not believe.]

Yeah, they ate people and everything!

[C'mon, knowledge boy, work with me here.]

[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

Impossible. Someone would have told.

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

[picks up one of the dinosaurs and waves it about]

It's a Deinonychus!

[He only stumbles over the name a little, because kids can magically always pronounce dinosaur names. You know it's true.]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

[Looks at dinosaur and sort of winces.]

Looks more like an Oswald to me.

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

[very matter-of-factly] No, it's a Deinonychus.

But we can name it Oswald?

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Jolly good!

[Grinsss]

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

Okay! And we can name the T-Rex...

Ares! Like the myth.

[nods. He's a well-read tyke.]

And he can eat the Apatosaurus!

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

But can we call the Apat-... Can we call him Pat?

--Wait, Ares can't eat Pat! That's not polite!

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

But that's what T-Rexes do!

[sighs]

Okay, Ares can eat this one instead. It doesn't have a name.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. So long as it doesn't have a name.

[lifeineternity.livejournal.com]

[moves Ares to attack nameless dinosaur]

Deinonychuses eat other dinos too, so Oswald can help!

[okay, so maybe he doesn't know everything about dinosaurs. Oh well.]

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

...I forgot which one was a Dein-onichu-cus.

[storybookmother.livejournal.com]

[ Stares at thoughtfully for a moment before approaching and handing to him a nice. Stuffed. Crocodile (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2121/2313713858_01ac275fc0.jpg?v=0). :D ]

[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

[blinks, looking over his shoulder, before taking the crocodile. Stares at the thing for a long moment in his hands, before his eyes begin to tear up. He rears back, smacks Wendy with the stuffed doll and promptly bursts into tears]

[storybookmother.livejournal.com]

[ Completely still. Just stares...and then...

BAWLING. why is it not ladylike to smack him back ;_; ]

[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

[there. Have two screaming, bawling children in tears. Only with Jas attempting to cry loudest.]

[storybookmother.livejournal.com]

[ ANY CRY YOU CAN CRY I CAN CRY LOUDER. ]