Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

Comments

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Unicorns are for girls.

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

Only because boys are stupid!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[gasps. Oh no she didn't.]

Girls are stupid-er.

[pokes tongue out]

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

[Grabs tongue.]

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[pulls back really, really fast with a look of terror]

EWW! You're gross!

[stops, thinking a bit, then seems almost impressed]

But maybe not so stupid. For a girl.

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

You're sexist! I don't want to play with you.

Let's team up!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Team up?

But me and Wykkyd already took Megatron's snacks...

What else can we do?

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

Make a secret handshake! And - and hide somewhere.

Wykkyd can come too. If he's cool.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

He's cool.

Can we take over Megatron's fort? [restrained excitement. Can't be too loud, after all, or Megs will hear!] He's got all the good blocks.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

--And... And NO THEY AREN'T!

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

Hey! I was defending you.

...stupid boy.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

But I'm a boy, and saying boys are stupid means your not defending me! That's a... a contradikshun!

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

But I was saying that because he said boys didn't like unicorns! And you like unicorns.

...don't you like unicorns?

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

W-Well, England likes unicorns, and he takes care of me, so I should like them too, because I want to be just like him when I grow up!

[thisismycircle.livejournal.com]

England's a dumb country. America's way better.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Wait, but...

[Is America.

And is English Colony.

IDENTITY CRISIS AT AGE 4. REALLY, MOLLY? REALLY?]

--But...

[Falls back on basics.]

England's not dumb!

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

No they aren't!

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Yeah they are! They're all sparkly.

I guess the horn is kinda cool, though.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and they can give rides, and they're not all girly. Unless they're pink, but I don't like the pink ones.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Then it's just like a horse with a cool horn on top? ...I guess it's okay then.

But just as long as they aren't pink and don't sparkle.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

Okay! [So glad his unicorns are approved of.]

No, of course they don't sparkle, that'd be girly.