Back to School for You Kids

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!




You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.


GO!

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[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[waiting in Time Out to take Megatron from Squall, covered in paint, mud, and babyfood]

[holds out her arms, sighing]

What'd he do?

[assbelts]

What didn't he do?

[Hands him to Sari, sighs.]

... Simply put? Too much hitting.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Lies and slander!

[Kicks Squall in the chest as he's handed off.]

[assbelts]

["Oof"s and GLARES.]

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[startled look as Megatron gets off a nice kick at Squall, and cuddles him in her arms, frustrated beyond belief. reaches over, dragging a tiny plastic chair and turns it to face the corner, plopping Megs down on it]

Five minutes. And then you can go back to playing with everybody else.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Five minutes is nothing! NOTHING! I have lived for...

[Carefully does math on his fingers.]

Five years! Five minutes is a mere setback!

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

That's five minutes of quiet time. So every time you talk, I have to add another minute.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

[Glares and folds his arms to sulk.]

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

[siiighs, and goes to set the timer, waiting out Megatron's five minutes of time-out]