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Back to School for You Kids

Spawned out of late-night chat fun, here's a meme for all the Wake people!

You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. The whole day is spanned out for you to do whatever you want!

Babysitters Squall and Sari are here to take care of your every need. So find a friend, take a nap, cause chaos! You're children: the world is your oyster.

GO!

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[Sets fire on the stove.]

[Calmly puts out the fire with a fire extinguisher.]

You gotta be more careful, Walter.

...Thank you...Nathan...

You're welcome, Ms. Sumdac!

...And just "Sari"'s okay.

I'm going to, uh...make you buddies with Rorschach, okay? You look after him and, uh...try not to let him set anything else on fire?

Okay, Ms.-- Okay, Sari.

I'll stay with him. We can go play Operation.

That's...good. That's a good game.

....You do mean the game, right?

Yeah, the game.

Okay, great. Perfect. You go have fun.

...was being careful.

Most would have lived.

Walter, everyone's gotta stay alive. You can't hurt people. That's bad.

.....only hurt bad people.

That's what police are for, silly. [Happy smile.]

Police stupid.

Or bad too.

Or both.

Not all the police!

Incapable of cleaning world of pestilence.

Amount of bullying, stolen snacks, assault unacceptable. Must be stopped. Must be destroyed.

I'm sure it be solved over rational talk.

Besides, dead bodies smell really bad!

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....HEY!

[bolting over, practically tacking Rorschach from the stove, and hugs him to her chest, flinching. Gets up, quickly putting the fire out, staring]

...Wha-.....You-....

Time out! Right now!

...

...

Hrm.

...

No.

[Aaand now to find someone even worse than Megatron]

I hope that means "yes" in your language.

[reaches down to hold Rorschach by the wrist]

C'mon, you.

[Kicks. Sweeps legs out from under her, and takes her down to the ground.]

[Runs away.]

[hits the ground, stunned. Oh, you did NOT just do that! Transforms into her robotic form, and SKATES after Rorschach, growling under her breath]

You can't get away that easily...

[EPIC CHASE.

Hops over towers of blocks, flips past the bookshelf, dodges through kids.

Climbs on top of the swingset.]

...hrm.

[skids to a stop, looking up at Rorschach]

Don't make me come up there after you! Because I will!

Nrgh.

...

Try it.