The TEST DRIVE Meme

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lkdsf he's such a new muse i hope i'm doing all right

[masterofevil]

........ PAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[Hear that? He's laughing at you.]

TIME TRAVEL IS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SIMPLE. WHY DO YOU THINK MACHINES AND NATURAL PORTALS CAPABLE OF IT ARE REVERED AS TREASURES? IT IS A MARK OF THE POWER OF THE GREAT AKU THAT I AM ON OF THE FEW BEINGS ABLE TO SEND ANOTHER THROUGH A PORTAL IN TIME.

It's been so long since I've seen his canon I have no idea

[shockjock]

Well at least now we know those big pointy things aren't your ears.

[GOSH AKU, LISTENING SKILLS. LEARN THEM.]

I don't send people through time you flaming freak, I fry 'em!

mostly I have figured out he's a caps-lock-oclock sort of character and go from there

[masterofevil]

A FEAT SO SIMPLE, ONE WONDERS WHY YOU BOTHER MENTIONING ANYTHING AT ALL.

[shockjock]

[You know what? Screw this no-powers thing. Have a fist flying at your face, Aku. She'll mess you up with or without her powers!]

[masterofevil]

[And Aku, for his part, dodges and-

manages....

to completely fall over.]

WHAAAAT?

[pronetoprobing]

What, all of it? It's a huge fire! No, I was going to divert the ocean in the East to run through the forests!

HI HELLO I'M SORRY I'M OBNOXIOUS

[shepherdofthefrost]

[ To say he remembers Pitch would be a lie. He doesn't. Or rather, having awakened in Nautilus at some point before ever meeting Pitch in person back home, he hasn't had the opportunity to remember Pitch yet...because none of that conflict has happened for him. Yet. ]

[ What he does remember is that there is a boogeyman, that he's in a strange place, and no one has explained to him yet where that place is. Every fleeting movement or point of interest captures his attention, like, say, the cat which curiosity killed. And so he follows along some distance behind the man cloaked in shadows, padding silently on bare feet, keeping to the fringes of the street and ducking behind anything that affords a hiding place if he thinks his presence might have been noted. ]

[fastandsteady]

[Reading her body language, Brooklyn gathers that she isn't too frightened of him. So, he steps out of the shadows, fully revealing himself.

The red gargoyle nods, looking around.]

I just kinda. Woke up here. [It was a silly thing to say, but it was true.] I have no idea where I am.

[foxymaidmarian]

[Once he steps out of the shadows and she can see him completely, she seems to relax fully. Being able see who she was talking to made her more at ease and she gives him a small smile.]

You're in Nautilus... [She knew she was going to sound crazy, but there was no helping it really. Marian still didn't quite get the how and why, but she could try and explain.] It's a city that's outside of your own world, mine too... [A thoughtful pause] There is a guide but... Ah, Did you happen to find something that lets you connect to the network here when you woke up?

Zefram Cochrane - Star Trek

[dontwannabeastatue]

[Dr. Drunk Hobo Cochrane is walking through the trees, draining the last drops from his flask. After all the excitement of the aliens, he wanted some time alone. But that's enough time now as he needs a refill of alcohol.

[Except buildings aren't showing up yet. Clearings, but no sign of any shanty town.]

Hey! What happened to Bozeman? [pause] Where's the bar?! [And drunken muttering, mostly to himself:] It's a historical monument now, you can't get rid of it.

You're okay! Sorry I've been laggy, finals and all

[kingofnightmares]

[Pitch stops, feeling Jack's presence behind him. He stands up straight and glances over his shoulder at him, gold eyes narrowing almost accusingly.]

Frost.

[wherenobotsgone]

[And then, at some point, he'll see not buildings, but a giant robot. Or at least the lower part of his body, since he's tall enough that he needs to make his way through the branches - until he leans down following the sound of the new voice.]

Hello?

[dontwannabeastatue]

[Oh, good, something. Maybe there's another alien landing. Looking up... and up... and laughing.]

Hey, that's a neat trick. Your ship talks. Welcome to Earth! Come on out, enjoy the sights!

[wherenobotsgone]

My...?

[Ah. Right. It's a good thing he's not easily offended, really, and he just grins.]

I am the ship.

[dontwannabeastatue]

[More laughing] It even smiles! Must not be those pointy-eared guys again, them Vulcans. [Imitating the Vulcan captain] "Emotions are not logical. Making a smiling ship is not logical." So, who are you?

[wherenobotsgone]

"It..."

[Yeah, he's just going to give you some time to process things before he insists on that.]

My designation is Skyfire. I am a scientist, from the planet Cybertron.

[dontwannabeastatue]

Hot damn, you're good. You some sorta artifical intelligence?

[wherenobotsgone]

... no. I'm a Cybertronian.

I know it's hard to believe, but this is simply how my species looks like.

[dontwannabeastatue]

You mean- your species are spaceships? ...you still have a crew?

[wherenobotsgone]

Ah, well, not exactly. We are all mechanical beings, but our vehicle forms can vary quite a bit.

As for myself, I can work with a crew, but it's not absolutely necessary. It's still a good idea, though. I used to travel with a partner.

[dontwannabeastatue]

...I need another drink. Any idea where the bar went to? Though I dunno if they serve anything for robot spaceships...

[wherenobotsgone]

[He grins a little.] I don't blame you. It's a lot to take in.

There's a bar in the North. They serve drinks for both our kinds.

[dontwannabeastatue]

I thought the bar was west. Did I get that turned around? Or're you used to a different town?

[wherenobotsgone]

Ah... I think I have more news for you, then.

[dontwannabeastatue]

As long as it's not World War 4, I think I can deal with it. With enough booze.