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[old_school_medic]

[Ratchet couldn't think of a mech more deserving of being swamped with Drift's woo woo.]

He 'surrendered' on Earth, too, remember?

[So, in the 'profound' column, Ratchet's just going to write in 'it's a traaaaaaap'.]

They were less hard to deal with than, say, Whirl.

[A moment of awe at the sheer magnitude of the understatement there. D-Void is less hard to deal with than that mech.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[ha ha suck it Rodimus]

I'm trying to stay positive about it. Besides, it's not entirely unheard of for a Decepticon to realize their mistakes and switch sides.

And that's hardly a fair comparison. A lot of things are easier to deal with than Whirl.

[old_school_medic]

[You keep that between yourselves, Drift, you and Rodimus. Until medical intervention is required.]

Hng. You were just confused.

[And Ratchet was right back in Rodion, so there! ]

Says the mech who punched him out.

[So he's heard. From Whirl, no less.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

That doesn't really change what I said, does it.

[DAMN YOU RATCHET.]

...See I've tried to feel bad about that? But he really had it coming.

[old_school_medic]

No. Because you're still wrong. You're you. Megatron's Megatron.

[Is he going to have to draw a picture?]

Only thing Whirl doesn't have coming is a hug.

Fragger even managed to get himself a Rodimus Star.

[And believe Ratchet, he has opinions about that he'd like to bring up with Rodimus.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Fine, fine. I don't feel like arguing at a time like this.

[No Ratchet godddddddd]

I wouldn't really take the Rodimus Star thing too seriously. Especially where Whirl is concerned.

[old_school_medic]

Fine. Pencil me in for when it's a better time.

[Because if Drift is going to argue that he and Megatron are somehow exactly the same, Drift's cruising for a smack upside the head.]

Do I look like I care about Rodimus and his little ego boosts?

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

You'll have plenty of time to nag me later.

[Don't worry, Drift's ridiculous but he has more sense that that. Probably.]

Well that was aggressive sounding.

[old_school_medic]

Plenty of time? Not sure you realize how much 'nagging' there is to do.

[Don't worry. He'll make a spreadsheet.]

And that's defensive sounding.

[Touche!]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Not going to cut me a break at all, huh?

[ No come on don't go all Magnus on him.]

What has Rodimus even done? I mean besides... actually, don't... Don't answer that.

[because really what hasn't Rodimus done]

[old_school_medic]

Maybe. Eventually. If you're lucky.

[You feeling lucky?]

....you tell me. [Because someone has a few suspicions. That whole Overlord thing stank like an Insecticon carcass.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Cutting me a break eventually doesn't sound like cutting me a break at all.

[No never lucky]

I mean... you know how he can get. Reckless and impulsive.

[And Drift ain't gonna say SHIT if Ratchet doesn't already know]

[old_school_medic]

Maybe you could try to earn it.

[You know, by not being a sparkly spiritualist in his general direction.]

Reckless and impulsive sounds like someone else I kjnow.

[POINTED LOOK.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Oh yeah? How?

[But that it is impossible.]

And what's that supposed to mean!?

excuse my fatfingers there. orz

[old_school_medic]

By not being an idiot.

[Hey, you asked, Drift.]

It means I can't tell which of you is a worse influence on the other.

[That's not really true. He's just keeping that to himself right now.]

o pshaw

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Are insults really necessary?

[Damn son DAMN]

Oh come on. You can't be serious.

[old_school_medic]

I saw in Rodion how much 'nice' did.

[No more nice for you, Drift!]

Who says I can't.

[Don't make him harrumph at you. ]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Wow, okay. Reaching pretty far back, aren't you?

[WAY to make Drift pissy you old fuck]

Okay, fine. Examples?

[old_school_medic]

Any rule says I can't?

[He's gonna harrumph if you keep this up, Drift.]

Examples of being a bad influence? Fine. You want not so far back in the past? How about that whole sparkeater mess?

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

That was ages ago! It isn't even relevant anymore!

[DO IT I DARE YOU]

What about it? It was handled!

[old_school_medic]

Fine.

[He won't argue, because hey, he's got plenty of more recent things to bring up, too.]

It was handled...recklessly. And I didn't see you telling Rodimus to be...well...less Rodimus. [Like involving Rung. Who at least had kept his arms.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[Drift takes that as a small victory. A really tiny small one.]

For a last second plan, I mean, it worked, didn't it? It's not like we had time to formulate a big, elaborate plan to get rid of the sparkeater!

[old_school_medic]

[Enjoy it while you can, Drift.]

It worked more out of luck than anything else.

[Just try and deny it.]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Small miracles. Sometimes you have to be thankful for the little things.

...Killing a sparkeater is actually kind of a big thing, but still.

[And there's the spiritualist bullshit we all know and love.]

[old_school_medic]

[Know? Yes. Love? Not so much.]

Problem with miracles is you don't always get them.

Nor do you always have a medic around to build new arms.

[Which leads him to ponder.......]

How the frag have you two been getting along here, anyway?