T-T-T-TEST DRIVE MEME

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

Comments

...ewgross

[old_school_medic]

[And what job would that be?]

You'll never know.

HEH HEH

[planate]

Hey! [he claps ratchet's upper arm.] Look on the bright side! I'm not Swerve.

[old_school_medic]

How is that the bright side?

At least Swerve would give me a drink.

[What do you have to offer? OTHER than unrelenting perkiness?]

[planate]

Ah. Guess you haven't learned how to bend it yourself yet, then?

[said oh-so-innocently]

[old_school_medic]

OOOOOOR, maybe I'm the smart one who's decided that drinking Crazy Juice made up of wishes, dreams and Chaos isn't a good idea.

[Said oh so YOU'RE WRONGly. Because Ratchet.]

[planate]

Reaaally~? Because I've tried some and it's just as good as the regular stuff from back home! I might even say...




...better.

[old_school_medic]

Uh huh. Tell me more. What medical academy did you get your license from?

[planate]

Oh, please. What's the worst that could happen? I mean, the others here haven't had anything bad happen to them yet---

Speaking of, when did you last refuel if you're so staunchly against the stuff we can make here?

[old_school_medic]

Oh? Really? Nothing bad's happened to any of them.

You buy that, and I have a bridge or two to sell you.

[And the medibay records to back it up.]

Hfff. You don't have to eat here.

[planate]

Ratchet.

[the hypocrisy here is palpable!!] If you bought that, then I got a couple bridges to sell you. Seriously!

[old_school_medic]

Really. Because I'm doing just fine so far. And you? You're climbing spanking-trees.

[planate]

[pipes walks around ratchet, hand on his chin and making 'hmmm' noises.]

My diagnosis? Grumpier than usual. Probably because tired and hungry.

[old_school_medic]

OVERRULED.

[He's the doctor, here. And he's always this grumpy.]

And what's your excuse for climbing the walking trees?

[planate]

Boredom. Mostly.

[old_school_medic]

Mostly.

And a side order of drinking crazy juice?

[HMMMMMM?!?]

[planate]

I don't see anyone else who's drunk it climbing trees! Which, I might add, is a perfectly legitimate past time. Ask any of the humans here.

[old_school_medic]

Not everyone goes crazy the same way.

[SIMPLE. ]

You're not a human. [JSYK.]

[planate]

Only you would think someone having fun means they've lost it, Ratch. Only you.

[hello yes terrible nicknames]

[old_school_medic]

[You just do that 'Ratch' thing because you know Ratchet won't call you 'Pip' as retaliation. 'Peeps' though, maybe.]

Yeah, and guess what? I'm the CMO.

[That makes him an expert, PEEPS. ]

[planate]

That's for physical issues, not mental! You, sir, are overstepping your boundaries!!

[ACCUSATORY FINGER POINT!!!!]

[old_school_medic]

I have referral powers.

[So there. And he's gonna swat that fingerpoint.]

Besides, you've got plenty of issues. Beginning to suspect that's your alt.

[planate]

Do I have referral powers? I'm not sure but I'm startin' to think I should refer to you Rodimus! For a lesson in recognising someone having fun!

I mean, Ultra Magnus seems like the go-to mech for that sort of thing but... yeah. Does he even know what fun is? I can never tell.

[old_school_medic]

You? You don't have seniority over my fraggin' wrench.

[So. No. ]

I think I'll pass on Rodimus's kind of fun. I'm the one that's normally there to clean up the aftermath.

[Like, you know, that whole Building Rodimus New Arms thing. Woo. Fun.]

[planate]

Well then! [he claps his hands together.] I know what to do instead of climbing trees! Next time you see me, Ratch, you'll be taking orders from me.

[old_school_medic]

So next time I'm going to see you is going to be in, what? Some bizarre universe where up is down?