T-T-T-TEST DRIVE! Meme!

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

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Comments

[fruitless]

[He figured this creatures leader wasn't present - that's why he wanted to be taken to them. No matter, though, Charlie is nothing if not a reasonable man.]

Is there any way I can talk to a sub-leader? Vice President? An assistant manager, maybe?

[Yes, alien hierarchies operate similarly to fast food chains. Charlie is almost certain of this fact.]

[peridont]

[peridot sighs very heavily. oh, well. this thing is the only other life form around here. she kneels down to get a better look at him.]

Just me. You don't look like any alien species I've catalogued before... what are you?

[fruitless]

Oh! [So she's the assistant manager! It all makes sense now.]

Uh, my bad, your majesty. I'm Captain Charlie, of the S.S. Drake.

[Using titles now, because he doesn't want to offend an alien monarchy that could easily squish him.]

I'm a Koopaite, what are you?