T-T-T-TEST DRIVE! Meme!

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

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Comments

[planate]

Nothing in particular! You just looked a bit lost is all.

[riptidequeen]

[Well of course she looks lost, because she is lost. So hopefully Pipes doesn't mind the look Lapis is now giving him at him saying that.]

[planate]

Do you... need directions anywhere?

[he can tell that look!!! he doesn't mind it.]

[riptidequeen]

N... No. I know where the sea is.

[Lapis, that is not a real answer. Then again she doesn't know what she's looking for now.]

[planate]

That's a start!

[he claps his hands together.]

How long have you been here?

[riptidequeen]

[Pipes you're weird.]

Um, not very? I think. A day, maybe?

[Well, Lapis is going to come a bit closer to Pipes now. Cautiously.]

[planate]

That's neat. Do you have anywhere to stay?

[he's VERY weird. he doesn't move as she gets closer - he's all too aware that something his size shifting suddenly could be a scare.]

[riptidequeen]

Stay?

[She was just going to hang out by the water, why would she need a place to stay?]

[planate]

Yeah, like live! You can't stay outside all the time. Where would you sleep?

[riptidequeen]

... Sleep?

[What is sleep. Gems don't need to sleep.]

[planate]

Rest. Or... I guess not everyone needs to...

[he can only assume she doesn't rest in the conventional way if she doesn't know what it is.]

But still! Somewhere to stay is nice. It's nice to have a roof over your head.

[riptidequeen]

Oh.

[She looks thoughtful for a moment after Pipes is done speaking. Considering things.]

I think I'll be fine without a roof.

[planate]

Really? I didn't think it was a good thing when humans went blue.

[pipes no]

[riptidequeen]

[Oh my god, Pipes.

Enjoy that slow blink from Lapis and that dirty look as well.]

I'm not human.

[planate]

Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to assume--

[awkward. he rubs his elbow.]

Ah, hah...

[riptidequeen]

[FROWN FROWN GLARE.]

[planate]

Sorry! Seriously!

[JESUS WOMAN]

I'll just... go...

[riptidequeen]

[Well, that's unexpected.

She didn't want to make Pipes leave... Shoot now what.

Uh uh... WAIT!

As soon as Pipes isn't exactly looking at Lapis, she is just going to bring a hand up to her mouth and made a very rude noise. Steven found it funny so maybe it'll cheer up the weirdo robot?]

[planate]

[that makes him stop.]

What... was that me??

[riptidequeen]

I... don't know, was it?

[GONNA PLAY INNOCENT HERE.]

[planate]

I don't think it was.

[he says, lightly. fart jokes are not a thing for cybertronians but its not like he's angry or anything.]

[riptidequeen]

Are you sure? Since well, um. You are the weird giant machine.

Thing.

[Look, she's the perfect water angel Pipes. Do you think she would make a fart joke?]

[planate]

I know the weird noises I make!

[he turns away.]

Maybe if I can recreate the situation...

[riptidequeen]

You make other weird noises?

[And when he turns she... doesn't make the hand fart sound.]

[planate]

That depends what you count as "weird."