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Comments

[lightspeeddistraction]

Yeah, Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl don't really get my jokes either.

Um...I'm Greg, by the way. Greg Universe.

[He holds out his hand to shake and then...casually...retracts it and rubs the back of his head.]

[riptidequeen]

[Ew, don't compare her to the Crystal Gems.]

It's... [Uhm.] Nice to meet you, Greg Universe.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Greg is fine! But also Mr. Universe.

But only if I'm making an entrance. Otherwise it's just Greg.

[riptidequeen]

[Greg, Greg no.]

... Just Greg, right.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Right!

And should I call you just Lapis? Or...is that...rude?

[riptidequeen]

Lapis is fine.

[It would be weird if he used her "full" name.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Alright. Lapis.

[NODNOD.]

[... ... ...]

[Sooooo...]

...So, hey! Steven was worried about you! But it looks like everything turned out fine!

[riptidequeen]

[Annnnnnnnnnnnnd...

Now she goes quiet. Quieter.

And sad.

Sadder.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Or...not?

Not fine?

Lapis, is everything okay?

[riptidequeen]

[No.]

It's nothing, Greg.

[And she'll smile now.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Man, I sure wish I had your confidence.

This whole magic stuff is waaaaaay outta my league.

[riptidequeen]

[Another slow blink at you, Gregory.]

Well, you are just a human.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Hey hey, I know some magic. I know the magic of a killer guitar solo, and the magic of some A track lyrics.

Gem magic is where I get kinda lost.

[riptidequeen]

[AND THE DEAD SILENCE IS BACK.

Everything Greg just said was gibberish to Lapis, well except the last part.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

So...hey, I was thinking since we're...wherever we are, we can sort of start over.

You know, we let bygones be bygones. New start!

[riptidequeen]

Uhm... Alright?

[Hey, as long as he's not trying to fight her? She doesn't care.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Great!

You know, Steven thinks you're pretty awesome.

He looks up to you gems. Hah, can't say I blame him, really.

[riptidequeen]

[Awk... ward.]

Well, um. We're friends.

[lightspeeddistraction]

And you know, that was pretty great of you to send us that warning.

I gotta tell ya, you had me stumped for awhile.

[riptidequeen]

That's good, I'm glad he got the message. [Cause she sent it to warn Steven, not any of you other losers.]

[And you lost her again with that stumped comment, Greg.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well, I mean I was so dead set on it being audio...! Like, what else would a message be, am I right?

But then Steven figured it all out! It was video the whole time!

I guess it makes sense, video killing the radio star, but I didn't think you gems knew that.

[riptidequeen]

[Know what? Lapis is just getting more confused by every word that comes out of Greg's mouth so...

She is going to bring a hand up and place it over Greg's mouth. Shh, Greg, shhh.]