T-T-T-TEST DRIVE! Meme!

[thewakemods]

It's that time again!

→ Comment with a new character you'd like to test out in the game's setting. (put character/canon in subject line pls!)
→ You don't have to be in the game to comment! HI NEW PEOPLE LET US ENABLE YOU.
→ Tag around with new and old characters.
→ App all those characters
→ ???
→ PROFIT!

**NOTICE** - For new series and recent updates/occurrences to existing ones, please mark as SPOILERS if you must refer to such, but please use your own discretion in general.

Comments

[lightspeeddistraction]

Steven...please...

I can only take so much...! This is like a magic bomb overload!

[tigermillionaire]

I know, I'm sorry!

[He sinks down, frowning.]

I'm just worried, cause stuff might just happen, and I don't want it to surprise you. It's not a bad place, really! The people are really nice, and it's not really that bad having more than one kind of aliens around, is it?

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well...I mean...

...Robots are pretty cool...

[tigermillionaire]

They're so cool. The robots are people just like us and the gems, and Ultra Magnus is a really great guy.

[He leans down, conspiratorially:] And don't tell, but I think him and Pearl were [WHISPER] dating.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Whaaaaaaaaat??

Does Pearl even know what that means? Cuz...I gotta tell ya, I can't picture it.

[tigermillionaire]

I didn't think so either!! But there were so nice to each other and Pearl was so excited...

They got in a fight and Pearl took it really hard.

[UNBEARABLY TRAGIC.]

[lightspeeddistraction]

Aw man...is she alright?

I guess breakups are rough no matter what planet you're from.

[tigermillionaire]

I...I think so.

I don't really know anything about dating, especially dating robots, but I hope they can make up. They both really love each other still.

[lightspeeddistraction]

Well, kiddo you know as well as I do that love finds a way.

[Greg reaches up and tussles his son's hair.]

That's the real magic.

[tigermillionaire]

[The author briefly dies of sad, but then comes back to respond.]

[Steven smiles, his cheeks blushing deep pink. He wraps his arms around Greg's belly and hugs him tightly.]

I love you, dad.

[lightspeeddistraction]

I love you too, son.

[Greg wraps his arms around Steven.]

If your old man had any magic before, I definitely used it all on you.