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[Have fun with the series of odd sounds on the other end of the communicator. It almost sounds like words, if they were fed through a modulator and then played backwards, occasionally glitching and stuttering.

It's garbage. Don't worry, a translation is coming soon in text]

Hello? Is anybody there? I've arrived in such a strange place, this is very difficult to understand.

I don't mean to trouble anyone.

I just need directions.

[If there is anyone who is around to see it... a strange entity, its body like a black hole, is delicately attempting to text with the communicator. Its hands aren't even connected to it, daylight shining through the holes in each palm

The odd, skull like head is capable of expression though.

And the entity looks very, very anxious.]

[How can a flower use a communications device? That is the question. Whatever the answer is, it's working. A nice little flower appears on the screen, smiling sympathetically at the strange looking man.]

Golly. I might be able to help give you directions. I mean, we are all a little lost here. This is Nautilus.

Though I do wonder. Have you seen better days, Dr. Gaster?

[The black sockets widen for a moment. Blue and orange flash in their depths, and jagged teeth are visible for a moment as his body attempts to destabilize.

He manages to pull himself back together again, if barely]

I wonder. What would you know of my state, Asriel?

[The flowers face falls. So much for that smile.]

My name is Flowey. Flowey the Flower.

It is no use lying to me. There is nothing in the Underground that I do not know.

Every reset.

Every death.

I remember every single one of them as clear as a bell.

Oh doctor. I remember them all too~

Every. Single. One.

I remember how stupid everyone is. I remember each death. So clearly~ And how boring it got after a while.

It must be terribly dull for you, though. You don't even get to play. You just get to watch.

How does that feel? How does it feel being unable to do ANYTHING?

Do I look so unreal to you now, Asriel?

[The eyes burn, his form again starting to haze and fracture.]

I can do so much.

Oooooh, Dr. Gaster! You just got here! You don't know ANYTHING!

But do come find me! I could use some more EXP! I wonder just how much you have inside you.

If my son can make you reset a thousand times, Asriel-

How many do you think his father can do?

[He's losing his connection to his solid form, but the warped, half broken laughter is hard to miss. He speaks, but... well...]

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So stupid! You're a bigger idiot than your sons and Alphys combined!

I'm waiting for you, Doctor! Let's see how long you last!

And we'll see how many times I'll get to kill you until you finally realize you can't beat me!

[If he could spread himself out and then relocate again, he could find that blasted flower. He wasn't afraid of death. If anything it'd be a welcome release from all the pain he's already been through.

Perhaps he'd find his blissful end here and finally get to move on.

He glances around, trying to gauge if it'd be worth destabilizing. Would he even be able to bring himself back together?]

Oh right! You can't find me!

Hold on!

[Flowey vanishes into the ground and the video cuts. Not a moment later, Flowey reappears before Gaster, popping out of the ground.]

Here I am! Oh, Dr. Gaster. I remember how you used to look. You've REALLY let yourself go.

[That might have been a mistake because two seconds later he's just gonna gaster blaster your face off okay.

like right now here we go

BLAM]

[Oh no! A Gaster Claster. He remembers that. He remembers that well. He's felt it before. Over and over again.

But he has new tricks now. Someone's been here for a while. Someone knows Bending. Thick vines break forth from the ground and shield Flowey. Well, they delay the blaster long enough for Flowey to dip down into the ground. He appears behind Gaster and unleashes a barrage of friendliness pellets at Gaster from behind.]

[Pellets that sink into the void. Thing is, while he can't do much else right now than barely summon up his blasters, he's still barely physical.

It's firing into space. Well, for now. His head is still pretty solid.

There's a warped mumble as the blaster refuses to show it's face again, why? He didn't understand... and he flung his form out, the vastness of space and the void sparkling inside.

Perhaps he could just envelop him.]

Why don't I help you, Doctor?

[Flowey grins as he focuses with all of his Determination. That oozy body needs to be much more solid. More corporal than it is now. He presses with his will to send it back at Gaster and harden it into a more recognizable form. It should hurt too, hopefully. But the expression did go; No pain, No gain. He'll force Gaster into a more solid form, more like how he was originally. he'll leave the defects, the scars. He wants to see this man suffer.]

[oh no thank you that's very kind of y

oh well.

There's a warped scream as pain shoots through him, the entity's shape hazing, pixelating and jolting sharply. For a moment it looked as if he may just vanish entirely, but eventually, something hits the ground as the void melts off around him.

A tall, skinny, gawky creature, painful cracks running through his skull. They were old scars, so long gone that the other eye drooped because of them. Wasn't much he could do for it.

He couldn't even really get up either, it'd been so long since he had legs and all. He wheezes, doubled over, grabbing at himself with his arms as his new lungs decided to just light themselves on fire.]

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[ Another lost soul it seemed. A sort of...skeleton man. Well, he was fond of the aesthetic. He sets his comm to translate his speech to text too; if he couldn't understand him, then it was likely that they might run into some issues with vocal communication. ]

Hey. If you're looking to get directions home then you're buggered. Welcome to Nautilus, City of Kidnapping-People-From-Various-Dimensions.

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[At least he had text. He smiles at him, though he understands the words just fine. It was his own that were destroyed.]

Nautilus? I've never heard of such a place. It is something that exists outside of the Underground?

Am I on the surface?

It exists beyond the world entirely. [ The 'Underground'? That sounds familiar, like he's heard someone else talk about it. He shrugs a shoulder ] Least that's what they told me. It's some other reality that plucks people out of their worlds and puts them here for some reason. Hard to explain really.

What's your name, stranger?

This is so odd. I've never expected something like this.

It is a pleasure to meet you sir, my name is Doctor W.D. Gaster. I've been a long ways away from more or less anyone for quite a while, I don't know if I can wrap my head around all this at the moment.

Take it slow, Doctor. If anyone said they were expecting to wake up here, then they're bloody liars. [ He gives the doc a smile though. Must be jarring to live in, what sounded like some kind of isolation or seclusion and end up in a place like this. ] I'm Lysander. Nice to meet you too.

I'll try. It's hard not to want to jump in though. Even if I haven't a clue where I am.

Lysander, perhaps you'd be able to show me around? I'd explore for myself but I'm a bit worried about getting lost.

I can try. Whereabouts are ya? It can take a bit of time to find you, depending where you are. I'm in the Western District right now.

That is a.... very good question.

[He shows the camera around a little... the buildings seem to suggest the Southern District.]

Does this look familiar?

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