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Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

[ignitethestars]

I. [Video]

This is Anakin Skywalker. I'm looking for anyone associated with the Republic. Or anyone who has information on the current state of affairs.

I seem to have been displaced, and I need to get back as soon as possible. Any information would be appreciated.

II. [Action]

[He could almost imagine Obi-Wan standing behind him with a very disapproving sort of look (the one he always has really). In fact, Anakin almost expected when he turned around. But he was not there and Anakin could not even sense him nearby.

Nor could he sense her. And that what was most important. The thought stirred so many emotions that he briefly forgot about his missing lightsaber. Another thing he was bound to get a lecture on. It wasn't like he lost or got it destroyed ten times or anything. It was more like six. Maybe seven. Okay probably eight.

Either way his thoughts twisted between him being unarmed and panic and anger over not knowing where anyone was at. How could he protect anyone if he is away from them?!

He felt like a shaken bottle just about ready to explode. In another movement, he turned to face something that looked like a bench. Closing his fist, he stared at it with a dark gaze as it cracked down the middle.

Unfortunately it did not make him feel any better.]

[Video] Oh, hello sir

[notjustanumber]

[The voice that comes over his comlink surprises him, and for a moment he wonders that he's hearing things. Activating the holo-image, the face that appears can't have been caught from any transmission from a galaxy far, far away.]

General Skywalker? This is Fives- what is your position, sir?

[Video] hi hi

[ignitethestars]

Fives? But you -- Nevermind, we'll get to that later.

I'm at some sort of plaza. Certainly not any place I recognize.

[Action] II

[tanks4thememory]

[Obi-Wan might not be there, but someone else is. A man in a strange suit covered in glowing yellow circuit lines steps into view around a rock formation.]

Thought I heard the gate opening.

[Clu doesn't look disapproving, at least. He does frown slightly when he sees the broken bench, but a moment's concentration and a casual gesture and the bench restores itself to its previous, unbroken state, showing no evidence that it was ever damaged.

Clu then turns his attention back to the newcomer.]

Welcome to Nautilus. As you seem to be already discovering, it's a glitch.

[Action] II

[ignitethestars]

[Anakin moves sharply at the voice. He was so focused he hasn't even noticed someone walking up on him. That was bad and put him on edge, though he didn't show it. He didn't really sense any danger from this man.]

I'm not sure I would use that word. I think -- what?

[It was then he saw the bench in its perfectly restored state.]

-- Self repairing?

[If that was true, he'd have to take it apart and see how that works]

oh hi bro

[thelastpadawan]

[Startled from his own meditation, Kanan's eyes open as he jolts up from his sitting position]

Master Skywalker?!

[Well, of course he knew it was possible - given the clone brothers and everything - but Kanan never thought to imagine that one of the fabled Jedi he grew up worshipping would ever make it to Nautilus]

8D

[ignitethestars]

[He seems to be getting this reaction a lot.]

Yes, it's me, though I'm starting to think there must be a rumor going around about my death. Or I have more fans than I realized.

[Action] Sire said you needed trash so here you go

[trashbot]

[A tiny blue and white car had been scoping out the area, looking for signs of life. For as large of an area as he was in, it was pretty deserted. When Tailgate finally saw something - a human? - he slowed, but didn't stop completely. At least not until he was out of sight.]

[Right, so the human was the only one around, but he knew he wasn't supposed to show himself to some organic species. Time for the good old holomatter.]

[Of course a small child with blue shades and white hair wasn't suspicious at all, walking slowly up to Anakin with no visible parents in sight.]

Um. Excuse me?

[Action] i always need trash

[ignitethestars]

[Oh, small human-like person. This isn't weird at all to Anakin. He's seen many species throughout the galaxy and this was practically normal by his standards.

But Anakin didn't always do well around other people.]

Er ... Yes? Can I help you with something?

elizabeth | bioshock infinite

[whistlers]

[ It's one thing to wake up in a completely different place... but it's another to wake up without being able to see any of the doors. After just regaining that ability, being without it is unsettling. And Elizabeth is finding she doesn't like it one bit. More importantly, though...

Where is Booker? Back in that place--Rapture--where she had drowned Songbird? That's no good. Elizabeth had made a promise to herself to stay by his side. She knew, after all; knew what she was to him and what he was to her. Booker's a tough guy, sure... but Elizabeth has a feeling he won't be able to get too far without her.

Find her around Nautilus, pretty much anywhere. But that library in particular is very tempting... ]

Re: elizabeth | bioshock infinite

[newworldarchitect]

[The Northern District is one of the two districts Relius could say he favored. The West, being so unpopulated, allowed for him to do as he pleased without many prying eyes. The North, by contrast far more populated, was constantly filled with fog. The low cloud cover allowed for more discreet movements though one could easily be caught by anyone out and about.

This is both fortunate and unfortunate for Elizabeth. The masked man walks out of the fog and seems to appear in front of her as if out of nowhere. Relius stops when he sees the young woman and moves a hand to his hip. He stares her down for a moment and takes in her appearance.]

You, I do not recognize.

Dezel | Tales of Zestiria (Some spoilers, see OOC note at comment start)

[lukeim_yurlin]

((OOC: Spoilers on my end won't extend past the completion of Dezel's vendetta arc. For any possible tag-ins from other ToZ characters, very close to finishing the game over here, but still just short of the final battle. No end game spoilers would be appreciated!))


[He stumbled, going down on one knee. As usual, the world around him was dark, his blind eyes unable to see anything. Yet something else was wrong... It wasn't that the air was entirely still. No, he could still feel a faint breeze against his face. It was more that his sensitivity to it had vanished, that he couldn't sense the space around him at all via how the air flowed around the landscape and the objects situated within it. His other senses were also duller than usual, leaving Dezel more in the dark than he'd ever been since he lost his sight.]

What the hell is going on here? Why can't I--tch!

[As he rose up and began taking several uncertain steps forward, he ran into something, nearly falling over. Fortunately, his quick reflexes allowed him to find something to catch hold of with one hand, allowing him to remain upright. He felt over what he'd seized briefly, able to determine that it was made of metal and wood. Further exploration through touch led him to believe it was a bench of some sort.]

[There was a sudden sound in the distance. A howl. Dezel's head snapped up, his sharp teeth gritted. It was then that it clicked... He was alone.]

Rose? Where are you?

[No answer. The corner of his mouth twitched. There was an uncomfortable sensation in his chest, but he refused to let his mind to linger on the feeling.]

Rose! Sorey! Lailah!

[Still no answer. Dezel grunted in frustration, then forced himself to sit down on the bench. He had to think. Where were the others? What had caused his abilities to abandon him so suddenly? Was this some hellion trick? Was it her?]

[Answers or no, however, he was a target no matter what. One fist slammed into the wood paneling on the bench in anger.]

Dammit!

[If only he could see, he would know he was just south of some open plains in a strange city. If only...]

[7th_was_closest]

[He's not completely alone at least...not for long anyway. Ion has been trying to familiarize himself with Nautilus since arriving and happens to be here today. And seeing the distraught man on the bench, a concerned frown crosses his face.

Walking over to the side closest to the stranger, he doesn't hesitate to speak up.]

Are you new to Nautilus also?

[lukeim_yurlin]

[At the sound of footsteps followed by a voice, Dezel tenses up. He can't sense any malevolence, but then again, he can't sense much of anything beyond what his working, relevant and dulled senses are telling him. Nothing makes any sense right now, since even minus his ability to detect malevolence, he should be seething with the stuff, given he's been separated from Shepherd and Squire.]

[If there's one advantage he can pick up on, however, it's that this person hasn't been here long, either. They may have some information, but hopefully not enough to take advantage of him. The last thing Dezel needs right now is a local troublemaker leading him astray for personal gain.]

Never heard of Nautilus... How did we get here?

[His tone is gruff, tinged with frustration, though he's working on smoothing it over. He's also trying to appear like he's got a working pair of eyes in his head, turning toward the sound of the voice.]

W.D. Gaster | Undertale

[voidedman]

[Have fun with the series of odd sounds on the other end of the communicator. It almost sounds like words, if they were fed through a modulator and then played backwards, occasionally glitching and stuttering.

It's garbage. Don't worry, a translation is coming soon in text]

Hello? Is anybody there? I've arrived in such a strange place, this is very difficult to understand.

I don't mean to trouble anyone.

I just need directions.

[If there is anyone who is around to see it... a strange entity, its body like a black hole, is delicately attempting to text with the communicator. Its hands aren't even connected to it, daylight shining through the holes in each palm

The odd, skull like head is capable of expression though.

And the entity looks very, very anxious.]

[Video] Spoilers.

[resettheworld]

[How can a flower use a communications device? That is the question. Whatever the answer is, it's working. A nice little flower appears on the screen, smiling sympathetically at the strange looking man.]

Golly. I might be able to help give you directions. I mean, we are all a little lost here. This is Nautilus.

Though I do wonder. Have you seen better days, Dr. Gaster?

[video]

[voidedman]

[The black sockets widen for a moment. Blue and orange flash in their depths, and jagged teeth are visible for a moment as his body attempts to destabilize.

He manages to pull himself back together again, if barely]

I wonder. What would you know of my state, Asriel?

!!! [Video]

[between_duality]

[ Another lost soul it seemed. A sort of...skeleton man. Well, he was fond of the aesthetic. He sets his comm to translate his speech to text too; if he couldn't understand him, then it was likely that they might run into some issues with vocal communication. ]

Hey. If you're looking to get directions home then you're buggered. Welcome to Nautilus, City of Kidnapping-People-From-Various-Dimensions.

[video]

[voidedman]

[At least he had text. He smiles at him, though he understands the words just fine. It was his own that were destroyed.]

Nautilus? I've never heard of such a place. It is something that exists outside of the Underground?

Am I on the surface?

Harley Quinn | Batman: tAS

[hesmypuddin]

[1. Video]
[Harley’s video feed spontaneously kicks on.]

-nk I really know what I'm doin' here .. AHHH!

[She waves at the communicator screen, smile widening as she realizes that it is projecting herself.]

Well, what d'ya know?! It's me! Now, how'd I manage to do this? How do I turn this stupid thing off?!

[She can be seen poking at various buttons on her communicator and finally lifts a huge popper gun into view and takes aim at the view screen, tongue caught between her teeth.]

We'll see what's what, now, won't we?! BAMMO!

[There can be heard a rather impressive crash as the video feed goes dead, but the audio seems to continue.]

Well, now .. that outta do it just right! [The brief silence is broken by mechanical clicks and the sound of nails tapping on metal.] Huh, well that didn't work too good... Is this some kinda new-fangled cellphone? Oh, rats .. it's still on? What the heck's goin' on here? Hello??

[There is another beat of silence and then a shot of Harley's head, now upside down... and she doesn't look happy. She squints at the communicator and frowns.]

Alright, ya bums... I dunno who's idea of a joke this is, but I ain't laughin'... Yeah, whoopee, I ain't dead, but kidnappin' ain't exactly the nicest of hobbies an' I know kidnappin'. Who's in charge here an' where the heck is my Puddin'???

Re: Harley Quinn | Batman: tAS

[tanks4thememory]

[Clu watches with amusement as Harley struggles with the communicator, then gives an annoyed sound when she demands to speak to the one in charge.]

Sadly this isn't a joke, and the one in charge, Nautilus, isn't the talkative type. You may be able to reach one of the Deva, though, if they're around.

As for pudding, I know that Calex knows how to make it, and probably others do as well. Though if you're hungry right now, the food market in the Southern District might be better.

[hesmypuddin]

[Harley squints into the screen, but it seems she's at least got the image right-side-up again.]

Who's a diva? How is some opera broad gonna help me? Was I kidnapped by the backup singers of Don Juan Triumphante? Do they have a call in' card I can reach 'em at, or do I need ta schedule an appointment?

[There's a beat, Harley blinking several times before arching a brow beneath her mask.]

While I appreciate the culinary offerin', I ain't hungry... [She scowls.] Are ya some kinda comedian? I ain't talkin' about dessert! My Puddin'... Ya know? The Joker? The Clown Prince of crime an' Gotham's smartest criminal mind since... forever?! Am I ringin' any bells here, bubs?

Re: Harley Quinn | Batman: tAS

[girlfriend_beyond]

[Oh. Oh crap. A Joker. Or maybe even worse. Maybe the original Jokerz girl.

[Stay calm, Dana. You're stronger than her now, even if she is the Harley Quinn.]

Probably a cellphone, since it's broadcasting.

Who- what are you looking for?

Well, hello Dana! 8D

[hesmypuddin]

[A Joker? Oh, Dana, you sweet summer child. The Clown Prince and his Cupid of Crime ran Gotham. They ran that shit so good that the fucking Jokerz (TM) were still causing mayhem in your future Gotham. The laughs weren't ever gonna stop, baby!!

Harley snorts, smirking down at the video screen.]

Looks like... All shiny an' new... Well, I just banged it up a bit, but takes a lickin' an' keeps on tickin', right?!

[She deflates for a moment, because clearly she wasn't in Gotham anymore if everyone needed clarification on who her Puddin' was; but that wasn't possible, right? Right. She clears her throat, brightening back up the next moment.]

My Puddin'! Ya know? The Joker!! Gotham's one an' only!! Can ya tell me where ta find 'im, cause he ain't gonna get much done with those mooks he calls henchmen. Nah, he needs his Harley!!

Re: Harley Quinn | Batman: tAS

[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel can't shake the feeling about something familiar but alas can't grasp what]

Welcome to the Multiverse. Keep your hands and feet in at all times.

Yes, this place enjoys doing that. Kidnapping whoever it pleases and letting them go whenever as well.