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[thewakemods]

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[acheat]

If it pleases you, good madame.

[The mercenary tipped his hat pleasantly]

Jarlaxle, head of the house of Bregan D'aerthe. And may I have the pleasure of knowing your name?

[yzma_baby]

Yzma, Empress, Sorceress [half cat] etcetera

[she doesn't even know if she can pronounce his title but it doesn't really matter]

Can you possibly tell me where I am Jar Jar Darth.... whatever...

[acheat]

[Yeah, drow names are a mouthful. He does, really, do a good job of not laughing. Jar Jar Darth Whatever. Artemis might pee himself if he heard that.]

Of course, madame!

... You're in a forest.

[gr8 job m8]

[yzma_baby]

Really. I hadn't noticed.

[hand on her hip]

Level with me, do you like being clever or are you just dumber than a sack of bricks? [it can be difficult to tell sometimes]

[acheat]

Your majesty, there is no need for insults, it was just a little joke.

I thought you'd look better with a smile!

[He does, however, slide a bit from the branch, dangling for a moment before dropping lightly. Yeah he's covered in jewelry. Rings, earrings, bracelets, bangles, necklaces, the whole nine yards.

Don't worry. All of them do something.]

I can lead you from the forest, if it would help you regain some respect for me.

[yzma_baby]

Well--! [she's a litle flattered! It's not often she gets a compliment these days without extreme force (or stupidity) beforehand]

Very well. Lead me Jar Jar. [points imperiously and....here... have a smile]

[acheat]

[No one can say he's not good at schmoozing. He'll let the name go for now. Though a prideful creature, he'll find a way to get back later.]

Of course, your majesty, of course!

[Better to take a round about path. Nothing overly stupid, he doesn't want to kill an old lady. Just be a dick for a little while]

So, where is your empire located, if you do not mind my questioning it?

[yzma_baby]

[now here's a man who knows how to talk to a lady of rank! Though it would be better if she had someone to carry her as her due. Her legs were not as strong as they used to be for all that she's still a looker.

The second question gives her pause]

It should be here. I didn't think I wandered that far... [she had been a very small cat at the time and it had taken forever to walk a mile on such stubby legs]

Ah well it doesn't matter. As soon as I get to the capital I'll sort that brat right out... again... Somehow... [taps her fingers against her cheek in thought]

[acheat]

Goodness, madame. 'That brat'? When you put it like that, it sounds like you've been usurped.

How tragic! What obstinate child has driven you from your capital and throne?

[yzma_baby]

Kuzco! And after all those years I did raising him! Practially wore my fingers down to the bone telling his nurses what to do. And how does he repay me? Banishment and this! [shakes cat tail at him]

If I ever get my hands on him again I'll turn him into something far worse than a llama!

[acheat]

A terrible shame, your Majesty! How ungrateful and cruel of him. And it seems you carry a mark from that insult as well. If it does soothe your ego, you make it look marvelous.

Oh?

[Well, she did say she was a sorceress]

Is the spell meant to last a lifetime? I've never heard of a polymorph spell that powerful.

[yzma_baby]

Why uh... thank you!

[she's not used to so much fawning that wasn't forced upon pain of death! If he wasn't so clever she'd be tempted to take him on but she's beginning to side eye him a bit]

It's a potion actually. Supposed to be permanent. But I've managed to reverse-engineer it somewhat... [her tail swishes]

[acheat]

No need for thanks, the truth needs no reward.

A potion? Very curious. Devious too, if you intend to remove someone. One can hardly bequeath the throne to a pig or a mule after all.

I'm pleasantly surprised to see you've made an antidote for yourself. I can't even begin to imagine the difficulty.

[guess who wants an animal potion to add to his hoard of magic stuff]