gotosleep_idiot | September Test Drive Meme

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September Test Drive Meme

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She glared at him then jumped up on the table to start making pasta dough, irritated. This was worse than when she needed Ching and Santa to help her when her uncles went to train after Dada cleared a bowl too early. St least they understood what she wanted!

[Link watched her quietly for a few moments. He still wasn't sure what the girl was making--the nearest he could guess was some sort of bread.]

She finished the dough, though it took her way too long. She rolled it into a spiral and tried to fling one end out like her uncles do... and the pasta flew out of her hand and hit the wall.

She made an irritated noise. Maybe she'd do better with the vegetables. She couldn't be as bad as Ching, at least. She looked around for a... AH! She saw his sword, climbed up his arm, and before he's have much chance to realize what she was up to, she grabbed the sword and did a flip off of his head, pulling it from the sheath as she did, to land in front of the vegetables with the sword raised high in both hands. Unless he stops her...

[Link is fast when it comes to his weaponry. It usually came as a surprise to anyone who ever had to wake up him in the mornings that a boy who could move so slowly had the ability to be almost alarmingly fast when the occasion called for it.

His double-edged sword being used for cooking was one of these times.]

Hey!

[He grabbed the sword back, plucking it from her grasp with an irritated huff.]

One: it's not a kitchen knife.

Two: I've killed monsters with that, gross.

She turned to face him, irritated. She didn't care if the sword had monster goo. That was just protein, right? She pointed back towards the vegetables, demandingly.

[Making another huffy noise, Link dug through a drawer trying to find a knife for foods. After a few tries he found one and handed it over.]

Here.

She looked at the knife and gave him a look that asked if he was kidding her. How could you cut vegetables with something that small?!

[Girl, you are not going to use his sword for cooking. Link cleans it obsessively, but, it's been in monsters, and goddesses only know where the monsters have been. Also, given that a lot of his weapons are the reason he's still alive, he feel indebted to them.]

It works fine. Want me to show you?

She made a face but held the knife out to him. No way anyone can cut vegetables with anything smaller than a sword!

[Sigh. Link started cutting the vegetables into reasonably equal pieces.]

See?

That actually seemed to make her angrier. He was going SO SLOWLY! Who could cook that slowly? Vegetables had to be chopped much more quickly! GRRRRRRRRR

[Link noticed the anger, but, kept chopping. Rule number one in life? Don't hand an angry girl a knife. Brave, not stupid.]

I can do this good, or I can do this fast. You pick.

BOTH! Duh! She pointed again to his sword. That would go MUCH faster.

[SIGH.]

If you wanna chop veggies with a sword, you're gonna have to get your own sword from someone else.

My weapons aren't for food-prep.

And now she's looking around for someone else, someone who might have a sword. Because it's just weird that she doesn't, but she's never needed one, cause everyone else has always had them. Maybe she could find Tobe and use his? Oh! and where Tobe is... Garu usually is, cause Tobe is as obsessed with Garu as she is!

So now she's jumping up to look on top of the fridge and in upper cabinets for hiding ninjas.

[Okay, that's--that's a little weird. Link popped a bit of onion into his mouth.]

Weird.

[Link hadn't actually meant to say it out-loud, but....]

She is not weird, she is looking for ninjas!

She made an angry sound and punched the cabinet in frustration. The door snapped in half and fell at her feet. Feeling a bit better, she went back to searching.

[If you find them when they don't want to be found, they're pretty lousy ninjas. Ask him about his ninja-princess someday.

Link ate a bit of red pepper, eyebrows going up at the destruction of the door.

While Pucca continued looking for ninjas, Link took his Ocarina out and played a short lullaby. The destroyed bits of door floated back into place before repairing itself with a soft 'click'.]

Oh, she'd agree completely that Tobe and his crew are bad ninjas. They're the joke of Sooga Village. But even f they were good at it... she's from a ninja village, and she loves hide and seek. Garu is a GREAT ninja (in training) and she can always find him!

But no ninjas here. That was weird. She sat down on the floor, not even noticing the fixed door. She wanted her uncles. She wanted Garu. As her stomach growled, she realized that she was really hungry. Tears slid down her face as she started to cry silently.

She wanted to go home.

[Link knew that feeling. Or he had when he first started his journey, and once again when he had been knee deep in poison water in Termina.]

S'okay. I'll make something. You can just sit, okay?

[Rice and veggies it was.]

She nodded, but she was still crying. She wanted home. She pulled her bag into her lap and pulled out her Garu plushie. One arm had clearly been sliced off and sewn back on at some point. She held onto it like the kid she was, crying into plush Garu's hood.

[Link found a clean glass and some fresh milk in the fridge and poured the girl a glass, before hurrying to finish the rice and vegetables, trying to make certain he didn't overcook the rice.]

S'okay to cry, if you wanna.

But, you really are okay here. There's lots of a good grownups who would take you in if you want. Besides the Doctor, there's Jane, and Mr. V, and--I bet you could have your pick.

You're also allowed to live alone if you wanna.

Live alone?! She doesn't want to live alone! she wants her uncles! She loves her uncles! And they take care of her! Sure, she could run around the world stopping Tobe from hurting Garu, and fix the leaning tower and rope the moon....but she's still a little girl! She wants someone to make her noodles and tuck her in at night, and sing her lullabies and read her stories and fix her dolls when they break.....

Once he says live alone, she looks downright horrified and scared, and the tears just get worse.

[Link blinked in surprise.]

Wh--you don't have to live alone. It's just if you want to.

[Those things Pucca wanted were as foreign to Link as the electric lights in the kitchen.]

Maybe I should find one of the adults for you, after lunch. Maybe Irene....

She sniffed and scooted along the floor until she was closer. Then she glomped onto one of his legs with one arm, the plushie with the other. She didn't like this place!

Evil ninjas? She could do that! Fighting big monsters? She could do that! Befriending scary monsters? Check! But a place without her uncles and without Garu? And without her friends? Nope. Little kid mode activated.

She is going to try to take his sword.... You have been warned. On his back or his hip?

Always on his back. Sword and shield both. Right now it's the Razor Sword, not the Master.

Sweet!

the noise this boy is making, lol

ROFL

Weaponry's friends, not for cutting food

ROFL

:D

She comes from a very,.... interesting... village, okay?

pffft. Link's used to strange.

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