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hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com2009-03-30 03:21 pm
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It’s been a slow school week, so I have time to come up with lists.
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-While sitting in your American History class, you ponder endlessly about which Founding Father is “the cute one.”
-You are convinced that the first name of Captain Planet is “Thomas.”
-When something about Detroit is on the news, you stop tuning it out and pay attention because “the Decepticons might be up to their old tricks again.”
-You get aroused looking at fire trucks.
-While eating salad with your friends, they wonder why the topic of conversation always turns to cannibalism.
-Your playlists aren’t in order of “genre”, they’re in order of “character this applies to.”
-When the economy breaks down and your friends are getting their possessions repossessed by the bank, your idea of comforting words are, “Well, at least they’re not taking your kidneys.”
-“Or raping your corpse.”
-While taking the trash out, you wonder whether it would turn against you in a grand act of betrayal one day.
-You start watching Spongebob Squarepants, but turn away from the screen so that you only hear the voices.
-The most rational of your friends is dubbed “Exposition Ninja”, and you don’t explain why.
-You start calling children “littlies and protoforms”, and warn them about going near anything with wings.
-You’re arrested for breaking into a hospital parking lot and sleeping on top of one of their ambulances.
-You have loud, obnoxious arguments about which power is better, fire or ice….with yourself.
-If someone is delivering a lecture on the state of government, you yawn and declare loudly, “TL;DR!”
-You take lessons on how to play the guitar, but mindlessly inform everyone that it is, in fact, a sitar.
-You jealously complain to green-eyed people about their "ivy-growing powers", and attempt to convince them to sign an organ release form for their optical nerves.
-You make frequent calls to NASA, demanding to know how far away the department is from colonizing Mars.
-Pie now traumatizes you.
-Worse, you expand your knowledge of history, music, pop culture, television, and English literature, and don’t hate it.
What else, people? I know I'm forgetting some!
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thewake_rp if:-While sitting in your American History class, you ponder endlessly about which Founding Father is “the cute one.”
-You are convinced that the first name of Captain Planet is “Thomas.”
-When something about Detroit is on the news, you stop tuning it out and pay attention because “the Decepticons might be up to their old tricks again.”
-You get aroused looking at fire trucks.
-While eating salad with your friends, they wonder why the topic of conversation always turns to cannibalism.
-Your playlists aren’t in order of “genre”, they’re in order of “character this applies to.”
-When the economy breaks down and your friends are getting their possessions repossessed by the bank, your idea of comforting words are, “Well, at least they’re not taking your kidneys.”
-“Or raping your corpse.”
-While taking the trash out, you wonder whether it would turn against you in a grand act of betrayal one day.
-You start watching Spongebob Squarepants, but turn away from the screen so that you only hear the voices.
-The most rational of your friends is dubbed “Exposition Ninja”, and you don’t explain why.
-You start calling children “littlies and protoforms”, and warn them about going near anything with wings.
-You’re arrested for breaking into a hospital parking lot and sleeping on top of one of their ambulances.
-You have loud, obnoxious arguments about which power is better, fire or ice….with yourself.
-If someone is delivering a lecture on the state of government, you yawn and declare loudly, “TL;DR!”
-You take lessons on how to play the guitar, but mindlessly inform everyone that it is, in fact, a sitar.
-You jealously complain to green-eyed people about their "ivy-growing powers", and attempt to convince them to sign an organ release form for their optical nerves.
-You make frequent calls to NASA, demanding to know how far away the department is from colonizing Mars.
-Pie now traumatizes you.
-Worse, you expand your knowledge of history, music, pop culture, television, and English literature, and don’t hate it.
What else, people? I know I'm forgetting some!