DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

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Comments

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

>It means you look like scrap.
>It means you smell like scrap.
>It means you reek of failure, as per usual.
>It means you should bend over.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Okay that is simply uncalled for. I didn't even do anything yet!

>It was simply because I already know you're going to do something stupid.
>I don't know. I just like insulting you.
>You're amusing when you're flustered and angry.
>I can show you exactly what to do~

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You're amusing when you're flustered and angry.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

... Well fine. You know what? I'm not angry. Or flustered. So there. I'm entirely calm.

>[Aim fusion cannon and see if that harshes his mellow.]
>You're a terrible liar.
>[Pat him on his helm and nod sarcastically.]
>[Pat him on his aft.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Pats Starscream on his helm and nods sarcastically.]}

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[He swats Megatron's hand away and glowers, trying not to get angry.]Don't touch me.

>I'll touch whatever I want. I am Megatron.
>A little touchy, are we?
>[Do it again.]
>[Touch him in a way you're sure he'll like.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

A little touchy, are we?

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

No. I am perfectly calm.

>[Flick his nose.]
>[Shove him.]
>[Tickle him.]
>[J-J-JAM IT IN.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Flicks his nose.]}

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

AUGH!? WHAT THE FRAG [He holds his face.]

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!

>Ah. I thought you were calm.
>Boredom, perhaps.
>Did that hurt?
>Just you, baby.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Did that hurt?

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

No! Just stings. Annoying- rrrgghh.

>Sissy.
>Shall I kiss it better?
>I'll give you something to whine about.
>[Give him something new to whine about.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Shall I kiss it better?

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

W-W-W-WHAT!?

>You heard me.
>It's just a joke, Starscream.
>[Kiss his nose.]
>[Punch him in the nose.]
>[Bend him over the 'Con throne and go to town.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

N-NO!

>You disappoint me yet again :'(
>You disappoint me yet again >(
>That's disappointing. :/
>I'll disappoint my interfacing rod in your- god damn it I can't even finish writing this.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You disappoint me yet again, Starscream.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! Okay! You can kiss me if you want! JUST DON'T SHOOT!

>No, the moment is gone. Nice job breaking it, Starscream.
>I never wanted to kiss you.
>[Shoot him]
>[Smooch him]
>[Stick it in]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

No, no; the moment has passed. Excellent work on breaking it, Starscream.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

... [OH THANK PRIMUS.] ... You're not going to shoot me?

>[Shoot him anyway]
>[Shoot him a wink]
>I'll give you a ten cycle head start.
>[Jam it in.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

I'll give you a ten-second head-start.

_{[Actually, he's going to shoot him in the back of the knee when he turns to run.]}

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[TURNS TO RUN.]

[GETS SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE.]

[BITCHES AND CRIES AND WHINES AND OH THE PAIN.]

>It's only a flesh wound.
>Laugh
>Pick him up
>GET HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN! STICK IT IN!

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Sticks it Picks him up.]}

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Urgghnnnnhggggg... what are you doing...

>Shut up and accept my merciful kindness.
>Fix him up
>Hug him
>Drop him on his aft
>"Taking you home to have my way with you."