DATING SIM MEME

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THE DATING SIM MEME

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[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

That does sound reasonably pleasant. I'm surprised you offered, Starscream.

_{[Looks like that threw him off the scent for now. Unfortunately, he wants to stay for tea now.]}

>[Make said tea.]
>[Pretend that you're out of tea.]
>[Inquire about the weather.]
>[Distract him using the art of seduction.]
>[Fake your own death.]
>[Stick it in. Twice.]

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

... S'nice weather isn't it?







Same as. Every day we've ever been here?

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

Unless another reality storm hits or someone decides to bend up something unpleasant, yes.

_[...]

...what about that tea?

_[Damn.]

>[Give up and make the tea.]
>[Make smalltalk and hope he forgets.]
>[Distract him using the art of seduction.]
>[Invite him inside the pineapple.]
>[ATTACK! Never again shall he abuse you or your hospitality!]

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[He gives up and bends a tea set and some tea.]

[Grumbles.]

[Sits down.]

[Primus damn it.]

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Megatron sits down to enjoy it with you. There is an awkward silence, broken only by the sound of sipping tea.]}

>[Attack!]
>[Ask how things are going with the Decepticons.]
>[Compliment him on how his chassis looks these days.]
>[Distract him using the art of seduction.]

... You bring this upon yourself.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[THINK OF A DISTRACTION. AHH YES. MY DASHING GOOD LOOKS AND SEX APPEAL.]

[LEANS FORWARD. SHUTTERS OPTICS ALL SEXY-LIKE.]


[SIPS TEA ALL SEXY-LIKE.]

As do you.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Megatron blinks and looks at you.]}

...what are you doing, Starscream?

>[ABORT ABORT ABORT]
>[Continue. Once started, this cannot stop!]
>[J-J-JAM IT IN!]
>[Flee.]

:l comfy handbasket, this.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[PUSH AHEAD.]

Why... Megatron. Have I ever told you... that I find your fusion cannon quite.





S- [FFFFFFFFFFFFFF] Quite seductive?

Very.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

...I don't believe I've ever seen this side of you, Starscream.

>[CONTINUE!]
>[ABORT FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY]
>[Jump him and stick it in.]
>[Flee before this gets too embarrassing.]

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Yes it's a very.



Rare. Thing. You see I... [WANT TO SCREAM.] I've never told you.


How much you [SUCK AND I HATE YOU] get my turbines turning.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

_{[Megatron looks confused.]}

...this seems very unlike you.

>[Continue!]
>[Abort! For the love of the All-Spark, abort!]
>[JAM IT IN]

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Yes. well. You know. I.







[OH GOD JUST GIVE IT UP.]



I. Don't feel so good. I must be glitching.

[cybertronismine.livejournal.com]

You obviously are. Perhaps you ought to have your central processor checked.

>[Start flirting again!]
>Maybe you should get your processor checked!
>[Flee]
>I'll check your processor~

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get your processor checked!