DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

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[hihoquicksilver.livejournal.com]

[You hear a groan. Whatever it is, you've stunned it... but still can't see what it is.]

> "Hello?"
> [Check to see if it's human.]
> [POKE WITH A STICK AND/OR TAZER.]
> "Okay, cut, end it there."

[brb-journalism.livejournal.com]

Chisato moves closer to the sound and gets out her tazer again. Here's a zap!

[hihoquicksilver.livejournal.com]

AUGUGHHH--

[There is a yell.

Thanks, Chisato. He's visible now, but he doesn't appear to be moving.]

> [Check to see if he's alive.]
> [Poke him.]
> [Aw, to hell with it. TAZER THE FUCKER AGAIN.]
> "Oh, why don't you just go away?"

[brb-journalism.livejournal.com]

[Pokes with her foot.]

Hello?

[hihoquicksilver.livejournal.com]

[He... twitches, but doesn't appear to be moving.]

> [Ask if he's all right.]
> [Poke him again.]
> [Poke him with something sharp.]
> [Try to wake him up with a kiss!]
> [CHECK HIS JACKET FOR HIS WALLET. The man has six million dollar dandruff; he's got to have some pocket money~]
> "Uh, 3-A? One missile, please."

/uses PSP lingo

[brb-journalism.livejournal.com]

Defense force! Do you copy! [Requesting a missle!]

[hihoquicksilver.livejournal.com]

[It's a man! He wakes up and looks at you like a kicked puppy.]

> "Are you okay?"
> [Try to help him.]
> [Tazer!]
> [Kick him. You're still requesting a damn missle.]

[brb-journalism.livejournal.com]

...

[TAZER.]

[hihoquicksilver.livejournal.com]

kjfdghfkg

[Congradulations, Chisato! You killed him. B|]

> [Check to see if he's ACTUALLY dead.]
> [CALL 9-1-1 ALREADY.]
> [Tazer the fucker one last time, just for safe measures.]
> [Kick him and walk away.]

[brb-journalism.livejournal.com]

Chisato gets down and checks Darien's pulse.

[hihoquicksilver.livejournal.com]

[Oh good, he's still alive~]

> [Call a goddamn ambulance.]
> [Poke at him some more.]
> [Dump a bucket of freezing cold water on him!]
> [Wake him up with a kiss~]
> [Or, to be even more straightforward... STICK IT IN.]