DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

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[chondriosome]

[Should she...? No, she doesn't feel nearly threatened enough to shoot him in the kneecaps.]

I bet those aren't the only skills you keep sharp.

[leadgoose.livejournal.com]

Well, zhere's zhe drinking and zhe smoking, but I get enough practice with zhose.

_[Chuckles.]

Or maybe you meant something else?

>[You did. Jump his bones.]
>[You didn't. Explain the awkward misunderstanding.]
>[Oh come on, just one kneecap. You'll feel much better.]
>[Ask for a cigarette.]

[chondriosome]

[o bby.]

Drinking and smoking are skills I hardly could consider sharp. Try aiming after eleven shots of tequila.

[Awkward misunderstanding? Oh to hell, we'll just roll with it.]

[leadgoose.livejournal.com]

Now zhat's a challenge I'm willing to try if you are.

_{[He's got a maniac grin on his face now.]}

>[Abort!]
>[Break out the booze! It's time to play with guns whilst drunk!]
>[Stick it in.]
>[Fine, how about just a toe? Just blow off one little toe.]

[chondriosome]

...

[Grins back.]

Oh, it's on.

[She's not much of a drinker, but... what the hell? She breaks out the booze that is conveniently in the same vicinity of dangerous firearms.

Because clearly that is such a great idea.]

[leadgoose.livejournal.com]

_{[The booze is duly broken out and the two of you start getting smashed.]}

>[Keep going!]
>[Stop. This idea is stupid and someone will get hurt.]
>[Sing drinking songs.]
>[Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!]
>[J-J-JAM IT IN!]

[chondriosome]

[FUCK YEAR DRINKING SONGS WHILE SHOOTING AND GETTING SMASHED.

Aya begins singing AC/DC. Because she's a hip motherfucker like that.]