DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

Comments

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...
YOU HAVE CONNECTED TO THE INCORRECT PORTS.
RECOMMENDATION: REARRANGE YOUR CABLES.

- PRESS A: Oh. Feel stupid, fix your connection output.
- PRESS B: Ignore him. Keep jamming it in.
- PRESS C: You don't feel like it anymore. Pull out!
- PRESS D: THE KIDS ARE WATCHING YOU HIDEOUS PERSON.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

THE KIDS ARE WATCHING YOU FOOL!

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

REMINDER: YOU ARE THE ONE "TOPPING".
YOU STARTED IT.

- PRESS A: Oh. Take him inside and finish the job!
- PRESS B: NO BACKTALKING. Pimpslap him.
- PRESS C: Decide you just wanna cuddle instead.
- PRESS D: Shoo the children away, then continue.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

...[PIMPSLAP.] DON'T TALK BACK TO ME.

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

...
[He grabs onto your wings. REALLY TIGHT.]

- PRESS A: Moan. YEAH BABY.
- PRESS B: Scream. THAT'S TOO TIGHT OH GOD IT HURTS PURPLE NURPLE.
- PRESS C: Cry deeply.
- PRESS D: COOLANT EVERYWHERE.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

OW OW OW!! TOO TIGHT AAAAAAAHHHH!!! FRAGILE! VERY FRAGILE!

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

REARRANGE YOUR CONNECTION HOOK UP AND I WILL LET GO.

- PRESS A: CRY BITTER ENERGON TEARS AND OBEY.
- PRESS B: JUST CRY. CRY A LOT.
- PRESS C: IGNORE HIM. BEAR THE PAIN.
- PRESS D: OVERLOAD LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[SOBS AND SOBS AND REARRANGES THAT HOOKUP]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Lets go. Hums. HE APPEARS PLEASED.]

- PRESS A: Oh thank goodness he let go. Stop sobbing.
- PRESS B: Keep sobbing. Loudly.
- PRESS C: PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE.
- PRESS D: PASS OUT. YOU LOST SO MUCH ENERGON FROM THAT SOBBING.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[He stops crying. Oh god his wing is numb...]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[Soundwave is pinning you down. SHIT.]

- PRESS A: Let him.
- PRESS B: PUNCH HIM.
- PRESS C: Cry.
- PRESS D: Sing a song!

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.]