DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

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[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[LANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU]

A: Hey, uh. Yes you? You're in my light.
B: Ask him what the hell he's doing.
C: Offer him a drink.
D: Jam it in like a boss.

[myheartglows]

The hell are you doing?

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Landing. What's it look like?

>Looks like you're in my light.
>Looks like you're. Well. Landing. Now move.
>Looks like you're pretty goddamn sexy for a jet.
>The hell is that? ... The hell is this?

lmao the last option

[myheartglows]

Yeah, I'd say it looks like you're landing in my light.

last option is always silly

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Well that's just too bad. [He doesn't move]

>Attack him, the bitch. You're trying to get a tan!
>Attack him with words. ICEBURN.
>Attack his sense of pride.
>Attack his bum with your manrod.

HIDEOUSLY silly.

[myheartglows]

>Attack his bum sense of pride.

Uh-huh. Well, if you're intent on standing there, you could at least make yourself useful and Bend up some grapes to hand-feed me.

... 8D

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Pah! Like I'd ever do such a thing! Who do you think I am?!

>My bitch.
>My bitch.
>My bitch.
>My sexy bitch.

snerk.

[myheartglows]

[bends the rules] My bitch. Play nice and maybe I'll upgrade you to my sexy bitch.

loool

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Oh you're just terribly funny. [He bends himself human.] I never play nice.

>I know I am.
>Just the way I like it.
>I have ways of making you play nice.
>Stick it in.

terrible. <3

[myheartglows]

[a look over his sunglasses]

Lucky for you, that's just the way I like it.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Oh is it now? [Grin]

>Invite him for a drink.
>Invite him to make out.
>invite him to get naked.
>Invite him to stick it in.

[myheartglows]

It is, indeed. Would you like to stick it in a drink?

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Oh why not. [He sits down and bends himself up something pink and fruity.]

>You are horrendously homosexual.
>I am horrendously homosexual. For you.
>Lets get hammered and make out.
>Let's get hammered and screw.

[myheartglows]

[a pause] ... Wow. You're kidding me with that, right? I mean, it's ... Well, look at it. It's horrendously homosexual.