DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

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It can only get worse from here XD

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Because you're like a big, angry, metal teddy bear.

yyyyep

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

I refuse to let you anywhere near me with that kind of snide quip!

>I wasn't being snide, you're actually kind of cute.
>I was just joking.
>I was just joking. Wanna cuddle anyway?
>I was just joking, I actually want to fuck you madly.

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Don't take offense, I was just joking. Wanna cuddle anyway?

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Oh. ... ... Eh, sure. Why not.

>Get on over there and sit in his lap.
>I've changed my mind! Bail! Like a boss!
>Take me home and we'll take a nap.
>Jump his bones.

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Then take me home so we can take a nap in privacy.

/JUST. SCREAMS.

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Okay. [Suddenly a big robot again, scooping you up and taking you home. He lands at the house and sets you down.]

>Put on your human costume again and come inside.
>Just shrink a bit. I like your robot mode.
>Thanks for the lift. Get lost.
>Let's get down.

/blames you and the hilarious choices you keep offering

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

[He takes a minute to reorient himself and then turns to Starscream]

Why don't you make yourself human and come inside?

IM SORRY IT COMES NATURALLY

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[And he's a human, inviting himself in, stretching and yawning.] So how about that nap.

>Take him to bed and cuddle the hell out of him.
>What nap? I'm not tired anymore.
>Demand a backrub.
>How about you and I get nice and tired first?

I am laughing way too much here XDDD

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. [He goes inside as well and starts making his way to the bedroom. Once there, he pulls back the covers and climbs into bed, inviting Starscream in for some top quality cuddling.]

/snerks X3

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[Welp. He just hops right in and snuggles right up.]

>Promptly go to sleep.
>Make smalltalk.
>Flirt with him.
>NOW IS THE TIME AND PLACE! STICK IT IN!

Lulu fails at flirting

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

[He stares up into Starscream's eyes, resting his head on his chest.] You know, those red eyes of yours are very mesmerizing.

PFFFFF LOL

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[He blinks and looks surprised.] Uh. Ehh... thank you...

>Keep flirting.
>Kiss him.
>Do something silly.
>Tell him the ways he can thank you~

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

You know, I never expected to have you alone in my bed like this. [He traces a hand idly over Starscream's chest.] I hope you don't do this for just anyone...

DAMN IT LELOUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

[He flinches] To be honest I'm beginning to wonder why I agreed to this, myself.

>FLIRT HARDER. He obviously hasn't been seen your charms.
>Tease him. He's funny when he's angry.
>Tell him to loosen up.
>Remind him why he agreed to this. With your penis.

My brain will never recover XD

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

[Notes the flinching. Not as planned.] You know, you seem really tense. You should just relax...

Its so wrong but so hilarious

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Eh... easier said than done.

>Let me help you relax...
>Give him a FULL BODY MASSAGE.
>Cuddle him harder.
>J-J-JAM IT IN.

it is~ XD

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Then let me help you relax... I'm sure I can think of something.

/PLOWS ON AHEAD FOR GREAT JUSTICE

[spongescream.livejournal.com]

Like what?

>Play with his hair.
>Sing to him.
>Rub his belly.
>Give him a relaxing dick massage Bl