http://still-strike.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] still-strike.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot2009-11-17 02:46 am

DATING SIM MEME


THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

[identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Well FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT.]

Sure, why not.

[Gets in, fastens seatbelt, puts gun on lap pointed at Tony NO FUCKING FUNNY BUSINESS.]
myheartglows: (tony | such a sly dog)

[personal profile] myheartglows 2009-11-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent choice.

[He smiles and then--HOLY CRAP HE DRIVES FAST. But he does handle it smoothly.]

> Jesus Christ, man, slow down.
> No, this is awesome. Go faster.
> Crank up the radio and enjoy the ride.
> Demand to be let out.

[identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Clutching the seat]

Uhh, normally I don't mind fast, but isn't this a bit much for a small city?
myheartglows: (tony | such a sly dog)

[personal profile] myheartglows 2009-11-18 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[taking turns like a baws]

Of course not. Plenty of room. [smirk] You're not scared, are you?

> Bitch, please. I'm Samus fucking Aran.
> Just a little. Ask him nicely to slow down.
> Get used to the speed and relax.
> No, screw this. I'm getting out.

[identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bitch, please I'm Samus fucking Aran.

No, not at all.

[A small breath in then relax.]

Okay, it's fine.
myheartglows: (tony | trust me on this)

[personal profile] myheartglows 2009-11-18 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Good. Anywhere in particular you'd like to go?


> Furman's Bar
> The beach
> Tony's mansion
> Your apartment

[identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Furman's Bar. I think I'm going to need a stiff drink.
myheartglows: (tony | not an alcoholic)

[personal profile] myheartglows 2009-11-18 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't argue with that. Furman's it is.

[You arrive, enter, and order your drinks. Pick from the following scenarios.]

> Tony gets drunk.
> You get drunk.
> You both get drunk.
> You both take it slow and stay sober.

[identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, she's positively shitfaced. Whether or not you want to join her is your own business.]

Okay, okay, here's the thing I don't understand. Megatron must have serious overcompensation issues. I mean, he's always like 'I am Megatron this' or 'blah blah Megatron that.'

You know what I think? I think he didn't get enough damn hugs as a child. Or small protoform. Or whatever they call themselves. I think that messed him up for life.
myheartglows: (tony | i am entirely innocent)

[personal profile] myheartglows 2009-11-18 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tony gets buzzed, too, but always hard to tell with him when he's drunk. He holds it well.

[At the moment, though, he's looking incredibly amused.]

You know, I think you're onto something with that. I mean I could've gotten more hugs as a kid and look how I turned out. I like to think my ego has lessened to a more reasonable level, though.

> Agree with him.
> Disagree; he's still a jerk.
> Offer him a hug.
> Pass out.

[identity profile] bounty-chaser.livejournal.com 2009-11-18 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I mean, what is life without hugs? You look like you need a hug right now, actually...

[Goes in to hug him and...pulls away.]

Aha! You thought I was actually going to hug you, huh? Yeah right.

[Drinks more like a baws!]