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DATING SIM MEME

THE DATING SIM MEME

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I am busy. Go avay.

You don't really look busy. What are you busy with?

> Explain.
> Vhotever.
> Let your musket do the talking.
> Kick the puppy with your words.

[holds musket up to Tony's face]

[dis fais]

Not like having a gun pointed at me is new, I guess.

> Yeah, sure. Wave him off with a smirk.
> Squeeze the trigger a little.
> Well, that look is pathetic. Lower the gun out of pity.
> Breakdown and apologize. You'd never hurt that face!

[lowers gun, rolling her eyes]

Pazhetic.

[small smile]

After so long, I'm beginning to think "pathetic" and "idiot" are terms of affection from you.

> No, they really, really aren't. He's a needy moron.
> Looks like he's here to stay. Tolerate the guy.
> Play along. You're in a decent mood.
> Turn away and try to leave him.

[tolerates]

Vas zhere somezhing you vanted?

Do I have to want something every time we talk?

> Yes. He's always up to something.
> You guess not. Relax a little.
> If there's nothing he wants, you have no reason to continue speaking.
> Look at dat fais. You love dat fais.

[looking at face.

loses track of what she was going to say, still sort of staring at it.]

... Rip?

> No answer. You're lost in that face.
> Distracted answer. Hard to look away, isn't it?
> Wrestle back control of yourself. Try to brush the incident off.
> Oh fuck it. Kiss him.

[distracted]

I-

I, ah-

...vhot?

Are you okay? You seem distracted.

> Yes, you still are. By dat fais.
> No, you're perfectly fine. Regain control.
> Say something about dat fais.
> Take a step forward without a word.

....Your face.

It is...I-..

What? My face? What about it? It looked fine when I left this morning.

> Compliment it.
> Insult it.
> Act like nothing happened.
> Step forward and touch that face.

[Steps forward. Touches the face]

[Tony doesn't say anything. He just kind of. Stares a little wide-eyed and then glances to the side.]

> Tell him to look back at you.
> Say something to explain yourself.
> Step away again.
> Lean in close.

Vhot? Look at me.

[does so] Yeah, uh... [clearly confused] I'm not really not sure what's going on right now.

> Explain yourself.
> Lean in close.
> Step away and tell him he can leave now.
> Do something mean.

[does something mean. knees him in the groin]

[FUCKING OW. Slouches over and grimaces with closed eyes.]

Yeah, okay. Thanks for that. Should've seen it coming. I'll just ... leave now.

> Stop him. You're not done tormenting him yet.
> Apologize, but explain that it was far too easy.
> Say something and wave him off.
> Say nothing, smirk, and wave goodbye.

I am zorry. But you really should have zeen it coming; you are far too easy, Tony.

[just. slouches down against a wall]

Yeah, well, pardon me for trusting you. I'll try kick that bad habit.

> Sit next to him. Time for friendly banter.
> Keep patronizing him.
> Be a pal. Help him out.
> Laugh and walk away.

[Patroniiize]

I am a Nazi. You expected different? Kindness? Pity?

[a look that's somewhere between angry and hurt]

I expected something a little better than pain and humiliation from a friend, yeah, but you're right. Stupid of me. I'll do better next time.

> Patroniiiiiize.
> Reconsider your actions.
> Roll your eyes and help him out.
> Vhotever.

...Vhotever.

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brb loling forever

:D

/still loling.

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but ilu. <3

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He is so awkward panda right now.

Then my plan is a success.

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tony needs better friends. XDXD

Yes. Yes he does.

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