DATING SIM MEME

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

THE DATING SIM MEME

&heartsEach thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.&hearts
&heartsEach responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from&hearts
&heartsTwo of us will supply an example or something&hearts
&heartsYAAAAAAAAAY&hearts

Comments

It's okay, it's okay

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

OH! I thought you meant...nevermind.

So, how good are you with a calculator?

>Show her some awesome SHRODINGER WAVE EQUATION SHIT
>Show her some awesome CALCULUS SHIT NO ONE ACTUALLY NEEDS TO KNOW
>Show her some awesome PHYSICS MATH SHIT
>Show her you can spell 'boobies.'

[th3gr1mh3ap3r.livejournal.com]

[Plugging in a bunch of numbers so fast like you don't even knowwww. 16 + 20 = 36 / 3 = 12(6x) = 72x, (x = 300), 72x300=21600, (AND IT GOES ON LIKE THIS, until finally:)

...1601627 x 5 = 8008135

And he's grinning. fff.]

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

8008135...what does that...

[Tilts her head.]

Oh, real mature.

>Say something about it being awesome
>Say something snippy and continue your work
>Just grin like a mofo
>Show her something more mathematically awesome

[th3gr1mh3ap3r.livejournal.com]

[JUST GRINNIN' LIKE A MOFO. Andddd then shows her something even more mathematically awesome, aka, what he's been writing the formula's for. The trigonometry behind the giant heaps of garbage he makes.]

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

You know what, this makes a lot more sense looking at it. I figured it was just random piles of useless junk.

>Thank you!
>IT ISN'T USELESS
>Everything has a purpose with MATH
>Say something with a lot of math lingo
>BEND HER OVER AND GO AROUND TOWN.

[th3gr1mh3ap3r.livejournal.com]

[BEND HER OVER--

...]

IT ISN'T USELESS. It's art, it has meaning. The world's garbage, it doesn't matter what you make your piece out of. It'll all be reduced and divided into the same components by the end of the day, so why not just skip that step?