every time a bell rings, the Kindom gets a heart

[doorwasopen]

over9000dads: "I don't know if this was ever explained somewhere and I just missed it, but what exactly is the nature of Kingdom Hearts? It's played up to be this big, important...thing, but what is it?

◦ It's afterlife. For hearts. Also, full of The Force.
According to 358/2, it's where hearts go after Heartless are seized by the Keyblade. So, afterlife for hearts, yeah.
◦ It's whatever the plot currently needs it to be.
◦ It's the title of the series."

a sick sight: LOL the last one
a sick sight: yeah basically
over9000dads: The last one makes the most sense
theluminoleffect: it's the thing you scream when you die if you are an org member
a sick sight: i think nomura just pulled it out of a "words that make cool titles" hat
a sick sight: and then eventually decided that it should mean something
theluminoleffect: lmao
a sick sight: but couldnt come up with anything really
over9000dads: *cracks up*
Reverie Wulfram: ...
Reverie Wulfram: I'm going to say
theluminoleffect: man I never am going to finish tags if I stay in chat
a sick sight: eventually a retcon game will be released called
Reverie Wulfram: title of the series.
a sick sight: "Kingdom Hearts: Kingdom Hearts"
Reverie Wulfram: LOL
theluminoleffect: fffffffffffffffff
Reverie Wulfram: No no.
Reverie Wulfram: Renee.
Reverie Wulfram: It'll be
a sick sight: and itll be about kingdom hearts
over9000dads: *laughs*
Aircommanderp: KINGDOM HEARTS IS PEOPLE
Reverie Wulfram: Kingdom Hearts: KINGDOM HEEEEAAARRRTTTSSS!
theluminoleffect: Kingdom Hearts : Hearts Kingdom
over9000dads: Om nom nom
Reverie Wulfram: lkfxgjkdcgbkj

And then it just got ridiculous:

a sick sight: KINGDOM HEARTS WAS PHONE
Reverie Wulfram: That'll be its tagline.
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is your father.
MMKIII: XD
Reverie Wulfram: It also fucked your mother.
a sick sight: KINGDOM HEARTS WAS THE OUTSIDERS
Reverie Wulfram: And now it's here to fuck us.
theluminoleffect: Kingdom Hearts shot J.R.
Reverie Wulfram: /puts on Spy mask
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is also Keyser Soze.
theluminoleffect: fffff
a sick sight: KINGDOM HEARTS WAS HIS SLED
theluminoleffect: lashdfhlg
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts put Brad Pitts' wife's head inside of a box.
Reverie Wulfram: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
theluminoleffect: Kingdom hearts killed Billy Mayes
Reverie Wulfram: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
a sick sight: kingdom hearts is in the box
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts was a ghost the whole time.
MMKIII: XD;
a sick sight: kingdom hearts killed dumbledore
MMKIII: Oh you guys.
MMKIII: XD
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is what happened to Baby Jane.
Reverie Wulfram: kjhfgd
theluminoleffect: Kingdom Hearts put baby in the corner
Reverie Wulfram: Kingdom? In my Hearts?
Reverie Wulfram: It's more likely than you think.
theluminoleffect: /what are we doing
a sick sight: kingdom hearts set up bonnie and clyde
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is what happened to Virginia Woolf.
Reverie Wulfram: We're meming it up.
crawfordsands: Kingdom Hearts sent us up the bomb
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts has always depended on the kindness of strangers.
a sick sight: all your hearts are belong to kingdom
theluminoleffect: renee wins
Reverie Wulfram: Kingdom Hearts is no stranger to love.
auriatetsukai: Kingdom Hearts is your father.
MMKIII: *dies so much*
Reverie Wulfram: LOL
Reverie Wulfram: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE.
crawfordsands: Kingdom Hearts invented the internet
auriatetsukai: Kingdom Hearts was dead the whole time.
Reverie Wulfram: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
Reverie Wulfram: Search your HEART.
Reverie Wulfram: You know it to be true.
a sick sight: skjfnsdnfkjsd
theluminoleffect: Auria, allison said those already
auriatetsukai: Oh, fuck.
theluminoleffect: Both of those
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts likes mudkips.
auriatetsukai: What about Kingdom Hearts is really a man?
over9000dads: Sorry Auria
theluminoleffect: Auria, -2 points
over9000dads: Nope haven't said that one
theluminoleffect: out of 100.
theluminoleffect: OUTOFHOWMANY
theluminoleffect: AHHH
a sick sight: the narrator is also kingdom hearts
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts killed Buffalo Bill.
MMKIII: ....
over9000dads: It is also like a box of chocolates.
auriatetsukai: Run, Kingdom Hearts, run!
MMKIII: Pffff
theluminoleffect: His name was Kingdom Hearts
over9000dads: My momma said so.
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts was having sex with its own daughter.
auriatetsukai: ffffff "How do we access it", in--
Reverie Wulfram: They say that when you die, you see Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: ALLISON
auriatetsukai: WHAT THE SHIT
crawfordsands: I saw Kingdom Hearts kissing Santa Claus
auriatetsukai: WHAT THE ASSING FUCK WAS THAT
a sick sight: and i will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my hearts

crawfordsands: KINGDOM HEARTS IS A LIE
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts was all a dream.
auriatetsukai: Turn around, Kingdom Hearts. Every now and then I fall apart.
crawfordsands: The Auria rear ends someone
crawfordsands: Then
auriatetsukai: My car hates Toyotas.

theluminoleffect: oh man this one is terrible okay guys don't kill me
theluminoleffect: ):
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts could have been somebody. It could have been a contender.
auriatetsukai: Oh no.
Reverie Wulfram: DO IT.
auriatetsukai: Jean
theluminoleffect: "You're ..." "Say it." "...kingdom hearts."

auriatetsukai: Please don't be about the Holocaust
a sick sight: lksmdlfk
over9000dads: HAHAHAHA
theluminoleffect: no it's worse
Reverie Wulfram: kjgfhfk LOL
theluminoleffect: wait
Reverie Wulfram: Jean ilu.
auriatetsukai: Jean I love you.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts' mother is actually its other personality
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts will shoot your eye out, kid.
auriatetsukai: Beam me up, Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is serious. And don't call it Shirley.
Reverie Wulfram: First rule of Kingdom Hearts is: You do not talk about Kingdom Hearts.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts is actually earth in the future
theluminoleffect: auria
MMKIII: ...oh goodness XD
theluminoleffect: that's what Xemnas said to Kingdom Hearts
auriatetsukai: fffffff
MMKIII: *fallsover*
auriatetsukai: OH WAIT
auriatetsukai: SHIT
Reverie Wulfram: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
over9000dads: There's no crying in Kingdom Hearts
auriatetsukai: I WONDER IF I CAN STILL FIND THAT FIC
theluminoleffect: NO I WON'T READ IT
theluminoleffect: I refuse to read KH fic.
auriatetsukai: It's a parody, Jean.
a sick sight: don't pay attention to the hearts behind the kingdom
MMKIII: pfff
MMKIII: XD
theluminoleffect: after I read Those Lacking Spines, I declared it the best thing to happen to KH fiction and left it at that
auriatetsukai: A very short parody in which Xemnas has sex with Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: The Kingdom Hearts is wrong, bitch.
Reverie Wulfram: Hey guys.
MMKIII: WHAT
Reverie Wulfram: My Kingdom Hearts made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father.
MMKIII: LOL
over9000dads: *cracks up*
auriatetsukai: My name is Kingdom Hearts. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
MMKIII: XD
Reverie Wulfram: /dies
over9000dads: My Kingdom Hearts will go on.
theluminoleffect: oh god
auriatetsukai: AND
auriatetsukai: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
MMKIII: ROFL
over9000dads: If you build Kingdom Hearts, they will come.
theluminoleffect: dsyjsdgf
Reverie Wulfram: "Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous Kingdom Hearts!"
theluminoleffect: APPROPRIATE
auriatetsukai: REV ILU
over9000dads: HAHA yes
MMKIII: Awesome
MMKIII: Oh man.
Reverie Wulfram: /wins
over9000dads: Quit playing games with my Kingdom Hearts
Reverie Wulfram: kjgfhkjfg
auriatetsukai: ................Allison
MMKIII: XD
theluminoleffect: don't go breakin' my kingdom hearts
auriatetsukai: I'm going to have that stuck in my head forever.
over9000dads: Good
MMKIII: *diiies*
over9000dads: I hope you have a Kingdom Hearts attack.

a sick sight: kingdom and hearts are both the same person
auriatetsukai: Kingdom Hearts ran over my dog.
over9000dads: Welcome to Kingdom Hearts. (Dinosaur roar)
a sick sight: 2 + 2 = kingdom hearts
auriatetsukai: Indiana Jones and the Last Kingdom Hearts?
MMKIII: ROFL
over9000dads: Open the pod bay doors, Kingdom Hearts.
theluminoleffect: I bet we have said kingdom hearts over 200 times by now
crawfordsands: People shouldn't be afraid of their Kingdom Hearts. Kingdom Hearts should be afraid of it's people.
auriatetsukai: I'm afraid I can't do that, Sora.
over9000dads: E.T. phone Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: xD
MMKIII: XD
over9000dads: There are no more wire hangers in Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: How about a magic trick? I'm going to make these hearts...disappear.
crawfordsands: Thank you for flying Kingdom Hearts. Cake or Death?
Reverie Wulfram: TWhen you stare into Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts stares back at you.
crawfordsands: One Kingdom Hearts to rule them all
auriatetsukai: There's no place like Kingdom Hearts.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts never shows up
MMKIII: ...Now I can't concentrate on replying with Xemnas.
MMKIII: orz
auriatetsukai: Aww, MK.
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.
MMKIII: *is laughing too much*

over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti.
MMKIII: *is laughing too much*
Anryuu Nata: I see Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: Kingdom Hearts is a girl.
MMKIII: PFff
over9000dads: Does Kingdom Hearts like scary movies?
MMKIII: WHY

over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts had me at 'hello'.
crawfordsands: I need your teeth for my Kingdom Hearts Club band, Spencer!
Anryuu Nata: Kingdom Hearts all float down here.
auriatetsukai: dsfksdrfg SARA
over9000dads: I'll have what Kingdom Hearts is having.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts is zelda
over9000dads: Frankly, my Kingdom, I don't give a heart.
crawfordsands: Kingdom Hearts is people!
Reverie Wulfram: "Yeah yeah, Kingdom and Hearts. Kingdom and Hearts. I only keep pets I can eat."
auriatetsukai: xDDDDD
over9000dads: >[
Reverie Wulfram: ;D
a sick sight: feed me a stray heart
over9000dads: I wish I knew how to quit Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
auriatetsukai: RENEE NOOOOOOOOO
a sick sight: too late
Anryuu Nata: It's fun watching MK gasp here.
auriatetsukai: /COWERS
MMKIII: *breathes again*
Reverie Wulfram: I CAN'T CONTROL MY KINGDOM HEARTS.
MMKIII: djflg;lh
Anryuu Nata: I see your Kingdom Hearts is bigger than mine.
MMKIII: *fallsover*
over9000dads: You can't handle the Kingdom Hearts
auriatetsukai: As big as, Aya.
auriatetsukai: As big as.
Reverie Wulfram: I'll never stop, Kingdom Hearts. I'll never stop.
auriatetsukai: I HATE THIS KINGDOM HEARTS. I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.
MMKIII: What is th
crawfordsands: Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, "Kingdom Hearts," It's....it's a cookbook!
MMKIII: wha
MMKIII: XD;
over9000dads: What we've got here, Kingdom, is a failure to gather more hearts.
a sick sight: raiden is the main character in kingdom hearts 2
crawfordsands: I can't believe it's not Kingdom Hearts
over9000dads: The greatest trick that Kingdom Hearts ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.
Reverie Wulfram: "What happened to us? What happened to Kingdom Hearts?"
"'What happened to Kingdom Hearts?' It came true! You're lookin' at it..."
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts; shaken, not stirred.
auriatetsukai: Hearts. Kingdom Hearts.
Reverie Wulfram: GET DOWN.
over9000dads: I feel the need. The need for Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: You know what they call a quarter-pounder in France? Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: YURERU MAWARU FURERU SETSUNAI KIMOCHI--
auriatetsukai: ...rev I hate you
Reverie Wulfram: This is not for Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts knows kung-fu.
crawfordsands: A flipped fork flicked my Kingdom Hearts
a sick sight: kjmnjref
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts hates snakes. It hates 'em.
a sick sight: LOL allison
auriatetsukai: Never go against Kingdom Hearts when DEATH is on the line!
a sick sight: kingdom hearts kills itself at the end
Reverie Wulfram: jgfhkf Sara I see what you did there
auriatetsukai: Kingdom Hearts was the killer all along.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts killed his wife
auriatetsukai: Renee that's
auriatetsukai: terrible
over9000dads: I used to fuck guys like Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: In prison.
a sick sight: well he did
over9000dads: Kingdom Hear-SQUIRREL.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts lost both world wars
auriatetsukai: sdlksjedrf
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is my penis.
a sick sight: LOL
Reverie Wulfram: One does not simply ROCK into Kingdom Hearts.
auriatetsukai: Okay, stop right there.
auriatetsukai: Allison wins.
auriatetsukai: Time to go home.
crawfordsands: No. No she doesn't.
over9000dads: D: Aw, it's over?
a sick sight: kingdom hearts is the rail tracer
a sick sight: >:
Reverie Wulfram: kjfdghkdjf
Reverie Wulfram: RAIL TRACAAAAA.
over9000dads: I shall call him Kingdom Hearts and he shall be my friend.
MMKIII: I got a fever. And the only prescription...is more KINGDOM HEARTS!
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
Reverie Wulfram: I see Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is coming to get you, Barbara.

over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts hates bees and punches women while wearing a bear suit.
a sick sight: gentlemen, i love kingdom hearts
a sick sight: fyi i am kingdom hearts
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts never gave me gifts, y'know? It was too busy being raped by Cossacks.
Reverie Wulfram: You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the Kingdom Hearts.
over9000dads: Goonies never say Kingdom Hearts
auriatetsukai: Kingdom Hearts tastes better with Cool Whip.

a sick sight: have the hearts stopped screaming?

over9000dads: Follow Kingdom Hearts or perish, sweater-monkeys
over9000dads: Damn it, Jim, I'm a Heartless, not a Kingdom.
auriatetsukai: Give me Kingdom Hearts, or give me death!
Reverie Wulfram: THIS IS MURDER. MURDER. YOU'LL ALL BE GUILTY. AND YOU'RE DOING IT FOR NOTHING. KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN KINGDOM HEARTS.
theluminoleffect: oh my god you gguys are still going on about it
over9000dads: Beautiful, naked, big-titted hearts just don't fall out of the kingdom, y'know.
Reverie Wulfram: Always, Jean.
theluminoleffect: I left for like 15 minutes
Reverie Wulfram: Whoa, you were almost a Kingdom Hearts sandwich!
a sick sight: kingdom hearts is alanis morissette
theluminoleffect: /leaves again
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts was trapped in the jungle for 26 years
a sick sight: KINGDOM HEARTS EXISTS TO BE EATEN
Reverie Wulfram: In my restless dreams, I see that town... Kingdom Hearts.
MMKIII: XD
a sick sight: DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE YOU DID WITH THAT KINGDOM HEARTS
a sick sight: jill says to nomura
a sick sight: /oh snap
MMKIII: pff
a sick sight: it looks like it was killed by a kingdom hearts or something
Reverie Wulfram: There's no place like Kingdom Hearts. There's no place like Kingdom Hearts...

over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts reminds me of the babe.
Reverie Wulfram: What babe?
a sick sight: THEY'RE NOBODIES NOBODIES BARELY EVEN HUMAN
over9000dads: Babe with the power
Reverie Wulfram: What power?
a sick sight: NOBODIES NOBODIES DRIVE THEM FROM OUR SHORES
over9000dads: Power of retcon.
a sick sight: THEY'RE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME
auriatetsukai: RENEE
Reverie Wulfram: Who do?
a sick sight: WHICH MEANS THEY MUST BE EVIL
over9000dads: Retcon. >[
Reverie Wulfram: Wait. Shit.
a sick sight: WE MUST SOUND THE DRUMS OF WAAAAAAR
over9000dads: It's okay, retcon it.
Reverie Wulfram: /RETCONS
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts has got red on it.
Reverie Wulfram: DO WHAT?
Reverie Wulfram: Ffff.
a sick sight: /explains plot of kh2 in song
over9000dads: Remind me of the babe

auriatetsukai: In DISNEY song, no less.
auriatetsukai: How fitting.
over9000dads: The power of Kingdom Hearts is no match for a good blaster at your side.
a sick sight: hellllls yeah
a sick sight: These are not the Kingdom Hearts you're looking for.
Reverie Wulfram: "This is madness!"
Reverie Wulfram: "Madness?"
Reverie Wulfram: "THIS. IS. KINGDOM HEARTS."
MMKIII: XD
a sick sight: the heart is in another kingdom
over9000dads: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is Kingdom Hearts!
a sick sight: LOL allison
auriatetsukai: ...oh.
Reverie Wulfram: kjgfhf
auriatetsukai: So there goes Amanda.
theluminoleffect: pff allison i have those as my keywordssss
theluminoleffect: except.
over9000dads: Hahaa
theluminoleffect: not with Kingdom Hearts in it ):
a sick sight: everyone who watches kingdom hearts dies in seven days
over9000dads: Well then it's incomplete
theluminoleffect: ....lol
over9000dads: Why didn't someone ever tell Kingdom Hearts its ass was so big?
Reverie Wulfram: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand retcons and compositions and things with... Kingdom Hearts.
a sick sight: bhjkl
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is going to punch you in the ovaries. That's what it's gonna do.
Reverie Wulfram: Kingdom Hearts is also my boomstick.
over9000dads: Straight shot. Right to the babymaker
over9000dads: Ray, if someone asks you if you are Kingdom Hearts, you say YES
a sick sight: kingdom, you fat lard, come get some HEARTS
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts is INCONCEIVABLE
over9000dads: Kingdom Hearts was born a poor, black child.
a sick sight: kingdom hearts is a galerian
Reverie Wulfram: B|
a sick sight: well it is

Yeah there was more but I am not even going to post all that crap, jesus.

tl;dr chat pretty much went on about Kingdom Hearts puns and gags for almost an hour.

Comments

Re: better be the last one because I'm commenting

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

it depends on sub or dub fucking i hate you for commenting you are my least favorite bro

over9000dads: Earth! Fire! Wind! Water!
over9000dads: KINGDOM HEARTS!

over9000dads: There may be human trafficking going on in my Kingdom Hearts.

I'll keep commenting too

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

dub has superior graham voice so it is automatically more right.

Re: I'll keep commenting too

[loving-killing.livejournal.com]

boss ladd seconds the motion

Re: I'll keep commenting too

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

Pity and compassion are privileges reserved for Kingdom Hearts. And I... am Kingdom Hearts!

Re: I'll keep commenting too

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

There was no trace of the big fight the two just had. Berga was Kingdom Hearts, so he had regenerative powers, while Claire on the other hand had simply come away unscathed.

[loving-killing.livejournal.com]

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

you are my favorite person

[doorwasopen]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HJGFDKDHFGKDJ JFDHGJFGKJF GKJDFHGKJD FKJGHDKFJHGKDJHFGKJSjkh sjdhgsjhdgjhgGHJAF JHKGSDH

/sobs forever

[murasamia.livejournal.com]

Re: I'll keep commenting too

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

You never thought of me as Kingdom Hearts before?

Re: I'll keep commenting too

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

Kingdom Hearts enjoys talking a lot and killing a lot

Re: I'll keep commenting too

[bossfight.livejournal.com]

Don't you think it's cool to wear white? That way you can see the Kingdom Hearts that I've killed.