OMEGLE MEME (stolen from Pretzels at Cape and Cowl)

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1. go here
2. be ic in chatting
3.post results
4. we are all bros

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[queenofcharn.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: What is asl?
Stranger: you first
Stranger: asl means age sex and location
Stranger: are you korean?
You: Do not be silly. To what purpose should I give that information?
You: I am not. What is Korean?
You: Are you insulting my intelligence?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: These random conversations are silly and pointless. What is the purpose?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: This is quite dull. What do you do for amusement?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: This foolishness again? I hardly see why it ought to matter that I am female or where I am
You: And I most certainly shall not inform you of my age.
Stranger: i don't english well
You: Clearly
Stranger: understand hard
Stranger: sorry
You: You most certainly should be sorry. What point is there in participating in a communication forum that you are unable to adequately express yourself within?
You: How embarressing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: nasl pls
You: What nonsense is this now?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ?
You: You dare to laugh at me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hello-- this again? What possible reason do I have to tell you?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: none
Stranger: it isnt tht important
Stranger: why dont you get off ur period an then come back and talk to me
You: You are surely the fourth or fifth person to ask that foolish question and I have yet to receive an adequate answer.
You: How dare you!
Stranger: i dont understand how someone could freak out over such a quasi-issue
Stranger: honestly
You: I do not 'freak out.'
Stranger: youd make more friends if you pulled the stick outta your ass
You: I do beleive that I would have more satisfaction if I were to take a red-hot metal rod to your fragile external male genitalia.
You: I hae no need of friends.
Stranger: it must be sad for you
Stranger: your life is so empty and meaningless
You: Nonsense. I possess everything that I desire.
Stranger: like a razor so you can cut yourself
You: I have several razors and I perfer to take my cut out of the flesh of those who dare to insult me.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what are you
Stranger: from greek fuckin mythology
You: I am a Queen. I do not expect a no-one like yourself to understand matters of the State.
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: makes sense now
You: Good.
Stranger: sso you have no friends so you come on omegle and pretend to be a regal queen
Stranger: sounds fun
You: I do not need to pretend to be anything.
You have disconnected.