OMEGLE MEME (stolen from Pretzels at Cape and Cowl)

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1. go here
2. be ic in chatting
3.post results
4. we are all bros

Comments

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Stranger: hello
You: Hello
Stranger: asl plz
You: 16/f/Nautilus
Stranger: 20 m india.
Stranger: nautilus ..
Stranger: wher is it?
You: Its'- well...
You: I'm not sure actually
Stranger: wt
You: It is where you go when you wake.
Stranger: ohe
Stranger: so wts up
Stranger: hw old u r?
You: I am currently attempting to find myself a solid body.
You: I said, I am made to be 16
You: however my actualy physical age is more like 2
Stranger: wts ur size?
Stranger: nw
Stranger: mns figure
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: why?
You: I do not understand
Stranger: ur figure?
You: My figure is 1000101011100011010101001101001111000001010101010110100000101010101010101101010101010110101010101010101010010101010
You: Respectively
You: that is my source code
Stranger: ohhhh its vry large
Stranger: boobs size?
You: Oh. I see. You are one of those internet predators that preys on young women, hoping for naivety
Stranger: pussy depth?????????????????????????
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i m one of those
Stranger: any prob
Stranger: r nt u?
You: That is terribly unfortunate. I have taken down your IP address. Currently tracking.
You: Stay on the line, please.
Stranger: k
Stranger: i m here only
You: Very well. Pinged. You can expect the local authorities to pick you up soon, sir
You: thank you!
You have disconnected.

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