OMEGLE MEME (stolen from Pretzels at Cape and Cowl)

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Okay, so movie!Ratchet's from Elegante, but this was too cute. |D

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You: Greetings.
Stranger: hey
You: It is a pleasure to meet you, anonymous human.
Stranger: no, I am You!
Stranger: you are the Stranger here!
You: ... That seems highly unlikely.
You: Hmm. Actually...
You: It would make a small amount of sense, when one considers my origins are not of this world. However, I do not see how you could in fact, be me.
Stranger: I'm not you, I'm You!
You: Oh! Your designation is 'You'?
You: That is unusual - However, I am surely not in a place to speak on strange designations.
You: I am called 'Ratchet.'
Stranger: I am called .. Stranger to you!
You: ... What shall I call you, then?
Stranger: Stranger is fine!
You: Ah!
You: Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Stranger.
Stranger: indeed.. but wait you are Stranger to me!
You: You may call me Ratchet.
Stranger: this is gonna get confusing fast!
Stranger: no! :)
You: ... If you insist, but that is my designation.
You: There are times when Ironhide refers to me as 'Doc', if that is preferable.
Stranger: you may call me.. uhhh umm.. you think of something
You: You would like me to select a designation for you?
Stranger: sure
You: Ironhide insists I am terrible at selecting names... However, perhaps 'Hominidae' would be suitable.
Stranger: Wait, are you calling me a Ho? :(
You: No, not at all.
You: It is the family that your species descends from.
You: ... Hmm. Perhaps it was not an appropriate name.
Stranger: there is a species that descends from human?
You: Technically, humans are the descendants of primates, at least if I am to believe the scientific texts.
You: There are several religious texts that argue this point, so it makes it... unclear. I am not one to believe in any omnipotent beings, so I tend to lean to the more evolutionary explanation of your appearance.
Stranger: where you from! :)
You: Originally, I am from the planet Cybertron. However, I have come to live in the United States of America.
You: I am afraid that I am not at liberty to provide a more specific location, as it is considered classified by the American Military.
Stranger: interesting
You: I am pleased that you think so. It is rare that I am allowed to speak at length with humans, aside from the soldiers and engineers currently working along side our forces.
Stranger: :)
You: This entire interface is absolutely fascinating. Allowing the connection of two completely random individuals so they might communicate!
Stranger: I like yoU!
You: Why thank you! That is very kind of you to say.
You: I am enjoying your company as well!
Stranger: how old are you!
You: I am not sure how you might count it in human years. However, I have been functioning since before there was life on your planet.
Stranger: what do you look like? Do you want a picture of me?
Stranger: http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2213/83097895.jpg :)
You: You are quite attractive by human standards. You remind me of a female I know!
Stranger: really!?
You: I will see if an image would be considered... inappropriate by the military's standards of secrecy.
You: Yes, I believe you are. Of course, as I am not a member of your species, I am not one to judge perhaps.
Stranger: you should though
Stranger: :)
Stranger: well I have to go to bed, mister!
You: Oh, one moment.
You: I am allowed to share an image of my disguised form.
Stranger: you better hurry!
You: http://i45.tinypic.com/157lkp3.jpg I have taken this form in order to stay hidden while on your planet.
Stranger: it's green!
You: Actually, it a high visibility neon yellow.
Stranger: you're green!
You: It is used for your emergency vehicles.
You: As Chief Medical Officer, I felt it most appropriate that I take on a medical vehicle.
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: good night!
You: Have a pleasant night.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.