The Handsome Men's Club

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

Spawned out of chat. Hopefully to be a city shift if the lulzers get their way.

Anyway this will be a semi-annual meeting of the Handsome Men's Club. Current members: Megatron, Tony, Adrian, Watson, Aaron, Antovil.


Post below (men only because lol no wimminz in handsome men club) with your character and other people, please vote on who gets into the handsome men's club and who is disqualified for being too "cute" or not handsome enough.

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[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

[After leading the members in the opening mantra, Adrian sets down his mirror. But he has to pick it up, just for one more glance. Damn, he looked good. But no, there was time for that later, for now, he had a meeting to run. Setting down the mirror, he cleared his throat, and tapped the gavel three times. It was time.]

First of all, thank you so much for coming today. I'd like to start us off with some good news. The genetically engineered petting zoo has raised over 75 million dollars so far, sixty percent of which, will be going to our club. The rest is to be donated to those who are... less fortunate than we are. [This means it will go to those who need plastic surgery.]

Well, shall we begin with votes for the new members?

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[/brb preening]

Oh, well of course. Go right ahead. Who is on the list this time around?

[citygrit]

[Alexander walks in, lifts his hand, raises a finger as his mouth opens as if he's about to say something...]

...

[Then he stops, closing his mouth again. Dropping his arms down to his side, he turns and sulks back out.]

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

[Adrian raises an eyebrow.]

Oh myyyy. [The absolute disgust is evident in his voice.] Whatever in the world was that?

Whoever is in charge of security -- They're fired.

[With that, the meeting continues.]

[ourlucky13th.livejournal.com]

[BARGES RIGHT THE HELL IN. With a stack of boxes. Smells like pizza, actually.]

Um...

[Woah, it's a bunch of dudes with mirrors.]


...Pizza delivery?

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

[Scoffs.]

Child, we do not eat pizza here. It has far too many calories, and we wouldn't want to ruin our beautiful bodies.

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

.....



Who ordered pizza? Don't you know that all that oil and grease is terrible for your skin?

[myheartglows]

[IS TOTALLY THE ONE WHO ORDERED THE PIZZA]

Oh, hey. Thanks. Right on time.

[pays and gives an awesome tip]

[ten000miles.livejournal.com]

[A hobo walks in without knocking.]

Uhh...

Yo?

[Do with him what you will, Handsome Men.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Ugh, he's filthy! How unsanitary.]

What on earth is wrong with security today? How did you get in here?

[poisonousflame]

[BRB rejecting your notions of handsome with spiky hair and facial tattoos.]

[myheartglows]

[would tap that strange, wild, smirking man. oh, the intrigue.]

Yes.

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

Can I help you, sir?

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

[Cannot believe there is an actual club for this.]

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

Sir.

I regret to inform you, but we've already reviewed your potential membership.

Unfortunately, you fall into the "cute" category. Not handsome. Perhaps in a few years.

[honored-knight.livejournal.com]

[is very confused]

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

[Just an annoyed sigh.]

Yes? Did you need something?

I'm afraid we're dreadfully busy right now, so you will have to escort yourself out.

[turnabout-man.livejournal.com]

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

[Blue suit and pink tie? Hair like a porcupine? Ugh. He's not even going to acknowledge this one, except with a look of absolute disgust.]

[ten000miles.livejournal.com]

Don't mind those bastards.

Pizza?

[still-strike.livejournal.com]

Gentlemen.

[/pretty fine for sir not appearing in this game?]

AXEL

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

He certainly fills the exotic quota, but I'm not so sure about strict handsomeness. And that coat is so terribly drab. All in favor?

f-ffff well, if it's fanart time

[poisonousflame]

[Sitting there watching the vote. Like this.]

[kickoverthedesk.livejournal.com]

[Sip]

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, sir.

Do come in and take a seat.

Heavens, why aren't you a member already?

[Flipping through folders and papers....]

Ah, Mr. Bruce Wayne. All in favor?

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[MOPPING THE FLOOR.]


[DURING YOUR MEETING.]

[crooked-timbers.livejournal.com]

This room should have been cleaned before the meeting began.