KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

Being married and not being married are completely different.

Re: AXEL

[ourlucky13th.livejournal.com]

I didn't know. Sorry...

fff how did you get it so tiny

[fastaskenyans]

[brb, muncest/playing the recording to Batman. >D ]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

That's a hard decision, Miss Brea... But the 97's got a Supercharger engine, meanin' it's a whole lot faster than a model A Ford- BUT! I'm not a huge fan of Chevy's.

Marry, Kill, Screw.

OH REALLY?

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

Re: AXEL

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

[Turns bright red.]

Th-that's not--

Stacking <small> tags like woah.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[oh god why would you so that?]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[And a broken face, gd you.]

[chondriosome]

But you're still faithful to someone, aren't you?

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Even with a broken face, he'd still look better than YOU.]

/faints dead away

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

LOOK MY CHOICES WERE A RAPE DEMON OR A FAT NAZI.

...And no anal.

[poisonousflame]

As much as I can be.

/wouldn't expect anything less

[poisonousflame]

Oh come on, like he would've picked anything else!

[But shit, kneecaps. Time to pull a Saix and roll into a portal.]

Whatever that means she won't ruin it with talk

[princeofpuzzles.livejournal.com]

No, I am pleased I am higher up than the other two.

Please, I am more of a gentleman than that.

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

No. My wife passed away almost a year ago.

Re: AXEL

[poisonousflame]

Why are you apologizing, man?

[chondriosome]

I don't care what he picked as much as you're the one who suggested that option in the first place.

[Yeah you better roll through that portral, bb.]

[poisonousflame]

Guess so.

[the_judgment]

<]

Exactly. Plus, I hear Axel looks stunning in a Juliet gown

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Interesting...

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Yeah okay, let's double check with the Handsome Men's Club when you're missing half your face.]

dfhsjgkf

[supersecretary.livejournal.com]

[Pepper then proceeds to list off all the things she's not going to do, which is pretty much every sex act known to mankind.]

...This leaves you with phone sex and a pair of my panties that have already been washed three times.

Re: AXEL

[ourlucky13th.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have asked to be put on a team with you two at the same time at Kalliste.

[vanished-prince.livejournal.com]

Axel, Tally, Blitzwing

[chondriosome]

Oh.

Well then.

/awkward