KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Even with a broken face, he'd still look better than YOU.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Yeah okay, let's double check with the Handsome Men's Club when you're missing half your face.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[One-half of Watson's face is plenty enough to make up for the big missing chunk.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Dude you're missing half a face, no one wants to screw a Two-Face.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Well... no one wants to screw you either. And his face can always heal.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[Not when you break it real thoroughly]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[Watson has an M16 Assault Rifle, his army revolver, his swordstick, Holmes as a bodyguard, an endless supply of Red Bull, and oh, AYA. What do you have. B| ]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[The ability to deflect bullets with his wrench, enough strength to lift a car, and he pretty much as the energy of a crack addict. And a homicidal Boss. And AYA TOTALLY WOULDN'T BE ON YOUR SIDE ):< she just slept with you because she had to. Graham's fighting for her HONOR. ...Yeah.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[.... At least Watson has chicken.]

[storybreaker.livejournal.com]

[...Watson can keep his chickens.]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[om nom nom]

[chondriosome]

[what the fucking hell, you two]

[loyal-boswell.livejournal.com]

[We are men. It's what we do.]