KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[fastaskenyans]

Okay. Crawford, Batman, or... America.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

You're a terrible person for this, you know that?

[fastaskenyans]

I aim to please.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine.

Kill Crawford, marry America, and I'm not saying the last one.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

You're the wife.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

You work all day, and I stay home and watch bad daytime TV. Sounds good to me.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

And dinner. You're the one making dinner, man.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

I still think I got the better end of the bargain.

[imthe-hero.livejournal.com]

So long as you think so.

>D

[fastaskenyans]

You have to say it.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

No I don't.

[fastaskenyans]

I think you do.

What's that? I can't hear you. Something like... "screw Batman" maybe?

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

See? You already took care of it for me. No need to repeat it.

[fastaskenyans]

Nope, I think you need to say it. It's part of the rules, you know.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

...screw Batman.

fff how did you get it so tiny

[fastaskenyans]

[brb, muncest/playing the recording to Batman. >D ]

Stacking <small> tags like woah.

[pliablepaladin.livejournal.com]

[oh god why would you so that?]