KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

Optimus, Sentinel, Waspinator.

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

Since I Assume this is purely hypothetical -

I would kill Waspinator, 'screw' Sentinel and...ah...

Marry Optimus.

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

...What.

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

You would... marry me?

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

Yes yes, I know it's hardly appealing, but given the choices...

I think I prefer this to your death. [for now~]

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

... I suppose I should be grateful for that.

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

Besides, if we're married...then we get to kill two of these birds with one stone anyway.

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

... What do you mean?

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

I think you know what I mean.

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

I don't think that's how the game works, Blackarachnia.

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

Isn't that something married couples do? Or have I missed something?

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

... I suppose so.

[glitchheadprime.livejournal.com]

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

Hello, darling.

[glitchheadprime.livejournal.com]

Why would you-? How could you think I'd even-?

That's disgusting!

... App now plz. ;-;

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

You'd rather die, Sentinel?

[glitchheadprime.livejournal.com]

She's part organic, Optimus! How can you even consider that?

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

Because she's still... Elita.

[glitchheadprime.livejournal.com]

That thing is not Elita.

Elita went offline.

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

... [sigh]

[technoorganic.livejournal.com]

Alright alright, we've been through this already, sweetie.

[glitchheadprime.livejournal.com]

[So not talking to you. Eeew.]