KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

UH HI I JUST GOT HERE :I

we're just gonna harass each other until we get more cr huh :I

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

Me. Joe. Victor.

... and afterwards, i assume. how is that different from any other day?

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

. . . Am I allowed to plead the fifth?

we have matching usernames, i can't really disagree

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

Funny, I didn't read anything about that in the meme rules.

we are so good at being hideous, i thought you'd be used to it

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

Hey! You're totally not allowed to read those!

Okay, um. Cliff Victor, because he's kind of a jerk. Uh. I guess I'd, um. \

Do I really have a choice here? I mean, one of you is gonna kill me.

i like to ignore how bad we are sometimes

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

There also wasn't a rule about us not being able to read them, for your information.

Just pick already. Do you really want to prolong this?

and how is that working out for you

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, I bet there's a rule about not being a smartass!

Excuse me if I don't really wanna die!

Ugh, okay. I'd, uh. Sssshhhhhhhagjoeandmarryyou.

it would work better if you didn't keep reminding me

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, since you'd be penalized for that remark if you were.

I'd say I'm flattered, but it's you.

HEY. i have not mentioned tupperware!canon ONCE so far except for that one time five minutes ago

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

And you'd be. . . Something, I don't know!

[repeats that last sentence under his breath in falsetto] Yeah, well, not like you're a real prize!

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

Are you always this clever, or just around me?

[she heard that you bitch] I don't need you to stroke my ego.

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

Always this clever!

Yeah, not like it can get any bigger.

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

Then I have no idea how you're Japan's number one.

At least mine is that way for good reason.

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

At ROBATTLING, not stand up comedy!

Oh, what! Are you saying my reputation isn't earned?

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put stooping to publicly humiliating yourself for a few laughs beyond you.

I might be.

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm a really serious guy!

But my team still managed to beat yours, didn't they?

have i told you lately how much i love that icon

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

I must have misheard all of the puns.

Your team, maybe. I lost to Metabee, not to you.

GET OUT OF MY KEYWORDS ICY

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

Puns? What puns? Do I look like the kind of guy to pun?

And I'm ranked even higher than Metabee. What does that tell you, huh?

ONLY IF YOU GET OUT OF MINE

[screwyouhikaru.livejournal.com]

I put very little past you, Hikaru.

That there must have been some mistake.

NO yours actually entertain me!!!

[notmyfaultpatra.livejournal.com]

Do I still not deserve a nickname or something?

Oh, like you guys could have gotten to the top if I wasn't good! If I remember right, I usually beat you guys!