KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

Comments

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[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

No. You have to kill one of us, and mate with the other. And while I'm rather sure of what the outcome will be... indulge me.

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[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

... I can't just...

...

Ratchet is more like... a 'father' to me.

I suppose... mate... with you?

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

...









What? Really?

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

I just can't imagine mating with Ratchet - It would be awkward, for both of us.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... neither can I, frankly.

[redwhitensnark]

...you can't seem to get through one of these memes without agreeing to kill me, can you? This is what I get for bein' everyone's father or grandfather, I suppose.

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[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

It's not that-

I just thought... err...

Would you prefer the other option?

[redwhitensnark]

I'm givin' you a tough time of it, Prime. Because honestly? I don't know. Though you'd make a good bondmate. You're faithful and responsible.

[like-a-bossbot.livejournal.com]

I just wouldn't want to make you feel uncomfortable.

... Thanks, Ratchet. That's... It means a lot.