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KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME

KILL, SCREW, MARRY MEME!

How do we do this mother?

1) Post with your character.
2) Other characters respond and name three other people.
3) Your character has to decide out of the three choices who they would kill, screw, and marry.
4) ?????
5) AAAAAAAAAALWAYS I WANT TO BEEEEEEEE WITH YOU!

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Hey.

H-hi.

...Did you just say marry?

Would you have preferred screw?

[Turns bright red.]

Th-that's not--

Either that or kill, and I'd rather not kill you.

[Speechless, furious blushing.]

[Just smirks.]

Probably best to stick with marry.

Should probably know I'd make a terrible husband, though. Sorry about that.

That's alright. I'm a workaholic.

What's your vice?

Big one? Incapable of emotion.

~~Also a backstabbing, selfish, deceitful asshole.~~

Incapable? Oh, come on. I already know your little secret.

And what would that be?

Roxas and you... you're each other's heart, aren't you?

....

It ... doesn't really work that way.

Oh, shucks.

I was sure I had it that time.

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