http://atruedoctor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] atruedoctor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] gotosleep_idiot2010-04-09 03:57 pm

THE KID MEME!



THE KID MEME!

You're in a brightly-lit playroom. Chalkboards, blocks, small bookshelves, coloring stations, a small corner for reading and another for snacks and juiceboxes. There's an open door, leading outside into a playground area with sandboxes, a swingset, and a see-saw. Buttercup and Ginko are your sitters today. Have fun!

[identity profile] loving-killing.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ he stops, but it doesn't look like it's going to last. ]

Why? Ants ain't got feelings or anythin', anyway! And it's fun!

[identity profile] ten000miles.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean it's okay to stomp all over their homes. They still have life, after all.

Besides, they might get in your shoes and bite you. [Hands you some dolls.] These, on the other hand, aren't alive. Why don't you torture them instead?

[identity profile] loving-killing.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh no you didn't. ]

These are for girls! I'm not a sissy girl! You can have 'em back to play with yourself, gramps!

[ THROWS THE DOLLS AT GINKO ]

[identity profile] ten000miles.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Very calmly steps out of the way of incoming dolls.]

Come on, kid, give me a break.

This one's a GI Joe. It's for boys. He even has a gun. Just work with me here, alright?

[identity profile] loving-killing.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ stares at GI Joe ]

[ stares ]

[ looks up at Ginko, then takes the toy, kicks him in the shins and runs off ]

[identity profile] ten000miles.livejournal.com 2010-04-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ergh. Oww.

. . .

Little bastard.