TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

THE IC TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME


RULES:
POST WITH YOUR CHARACTER, TELLING TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE.
DO NOT SAY WHICH IS WHICH.
LET OTHER CHARACTERS GUESS.

TO SWEETEN THE DEAL AND TO STOP CANON MATES FROM CHEATING: ALL TRUTHS AND LIES MUST BE ~HEADCANON~! *sparklesparkle*

GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY


ADDENDUM: IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALREADY SOLVED YOUR CHARACTER'S TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, THEY CAN REQUEST A NEW ONE.

Comments

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

I do not have a middle name.
I vunce met the Pope.
On my sixteenth birzhday I tipped over a cow.

[poisonousflame]

Gonna say the second one.

[biggestdouche.livejournal.com]

I have a sister.
I went to college.
My favorite musical artist of all time is Jimi Hendrix.

[chondriosome]

You didn't go to college.

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

I once dyed my hands blue for a month.

I once got chicken pox and strep throat at the same time.

I went to public school for a single day before quitting.

[assbelts]

... The first.

[chondriosome]

- My father used to bake me strawberry rhubarb pie when I was a kid.
- I've done my fair share of experimenting in college.
- I also liked women.

[biggestdouche.livejournal.com]

First one is a lie, last two are true.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

I was drunk at age thirteen.

I wear contact lenses.

I've never broken a bone in my body.

[leekspins]

Anou...is it the contact lenses one?

Tony Stark

[myheartglows]

Uhh, I lost my virginity when I was fifteen to a college girl, I spent several years in Europe after my parents' deaths, and one time in Vegas I bet three million on a roulette wheel and lost without a care.

Re: Tony Stark

[hellbornhuntrss.livejournal.com]

You lost your virginity much younger zhan fifteen. Zhat is zer lie.

[plantsnturtles.livejournal.com]

My cousin was the little girl in Poltergeist.

I have a wooden splinter six inches long embedded somewhere in my body when I got hit with a baseball bat.

When I was a little kid I had a cocker spaniel named Truffles.

[didnotauthorize.livejournal.com]

Favorite flavor of ice cream is strawberry.

I've been in the military my entire life.

Back home, I have a dog.

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

You like vanilla. You're that bland.

is it headcanon when it's an oc? lmao

[citygrit]

- My first girlfriend was an older woman.
- I'm the oldest of two brothers.
- I've been kicked off a thousand foot cliff and survived.

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna guess...you're the younger brother.

[bounty-chaser.livejournal.com]

Pie does not exist in my time.
My nickname back in my dimension is "Samus: Destroyer of Worlds."
My special study in the marines was linguistics.

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

...Pie doesn't exist?

[storybookmother.livejournal.com]

Peter was my first kiss.
I had a short period of romantic interest in Captain Hook.
I was once a pirate.

[bloodygoodform.livejournal.com]

...Pardon me?

[lady-adventure.livejournal.com]

I killed the last Tyrannosaurus Rex in existence.
I killed five men with one bullet.
I killed a god.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH THAT SECOND ONE...

[biggestdouche.livejournal.com]

First and last are true. Second is a lie.

AXEL

[poisonousflame]

1) When I was a kid, I once shaved my head on a dare. I wore a hat all the time until my hair grew back.
2) I was an only child. My mom had her hands full just dealing with me.
3) My grades were always pretty good. Not because of an interest in the subject, but because I'd get the work done fast before going out to play.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

The third one.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

I lost my virginity at 14.
I've never shot a gun before.
I built my first engine at 4.

[deadly-ned.livejournal.com]

-The last dream I ever had was when I was nine.

-I'm allergic to cats.

-I had sex on a bearskin rug and almost got mauled to death.

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Was it a zombie rug?

[needles4lashes.livejournal.com]

I am somewhat psychic.
I'm only two years old.
I only have one real organ.

[plantsnturtles.livejournal.com]

You're totally not psychic. You just have great intuition.


I'm awesome at this game.

[notsoloyal]

I hated my job before the war.
I have cloned every single Decepticon.
I took apart my first Cybertronian before I was 100.

[plantsnturtles.livejournal.com]

Since when have you ever hated a job.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

I can play a number of complex piano pieces without sheet music.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be an actor.
I slept with more people than I can count in high school--guys and girls.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

No way can you play the piano.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I really don't know who Batman is.
The only human food I can eat is... are... marshmallows.
I'm severely attracted to humans.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

I don't know, all three are equally pathetic.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

I envy those with aerial alt-modes.
I was given the protection of an entire colony of Autobot refugees.
I am forbidden by Optimus Prime to ever speak of the "gun turret incident" in its entirety.

[the-sari-virus.livejournal.com]

Last one's fake.

[bornofthis.livejournal.com]

I rather like humans and their little realm of existence.
Like my god-slave counterparts, I actually genderless and lack external reproductive organs.
I despise Lucifer as much as I do his father.

[hand_licker]

One.

[Liking humans just has to be a lie. IT JUST HAS TO BE.]

[leekspins]

I learned to sew because Ishida-kun was so horrified by the teddy bear I made that he performed an act of divine intervention!
I'm a master of DDR!
I got hit by a car four times! Not the same car. Just so you know. Ha ha!

[chondriosome]

Let me guess... You're not the Master of DDR?

[savior-backward.livejournal.com]

I've never had a serious boyfriend.
The day my parents died haunts me when I sleep.
I'd like to have kids someday.

[ladiesliketwo.livejournal.com]

I've been with over 100 women.
I've killed over 100 men.
I'm worth over 100 florins ... wait, I mean much more than that.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... Can I say "all of them"?

LEGATO

[hand_licker]

1) Until I was a teenager, I never caused anyone any lasting physical harm.
2) Since I was a child, I've shed tears only out of happiness: never pain.
3) Soon after joining my Master, I was shot in the arm. The limb had to be amputated.

[biggestdouche.livejournal.com]

See, I refuse to believe that either one or two are true, considering how heartless you are.