TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

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THE IC TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE MEME


RULES:
POST WITH YOUR CHARACTER, TELLING TWO TRUTHS AND ONE LIE.
DO NOT SAY WHICH IS WHICH.
LET OTHER CHARACTERS GUESS.

TO SWEETEN THE DEAL AND TO STOP CANON MATES FROM CHEATING: ALL TRUTHS AND LIES MUST BE ~HEADCANON~! *sparklesparkle*

GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY


ADDENDUM: IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALREADY SOLVED YOUR CHARACTER'S TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, THEY CAN REQUEST A NEW ONE.

Comments

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

What's so bullshit about it?

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

No way can your gorilla hands play Chopin.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

My "gorilla hands" can play more shit than you've even heard of.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

That's what she said.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna guess again or keep actin' like a dumbass?

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna guess you're not bisexual then.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

And I'm gonna guess you're an idiot.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

You like dudes?!

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

Like I said: you're a fuckin' idiot.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

I've been living with a gay dude this whole time?! FUCK.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

I ain't gay you twat. I fucked a couple guys when I was drunk and stupid in high school. You wanna make an issue of it, you'll find out what a crowbar does to your fuckin' teeth.

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

That's somehow not gay?

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

I'm only gonna explain this once because it's not canon so keep your mouth shut for two fuckin' seconds. I ain't gay. I ain't straight. I ain't interested in that shit. I was a kid. I was fucked up. Don't care what you call it. But if you think you're gonna make a big fuckin' scene just cause I fucked some dude, I'll throw you off the fuckin' roof. You got it?

[themotherfucker.livejournal.com]

...okay, okay. I got it.

[crawfordsands.livejournal.com]

Good.