These are addictive.

[savior-backward.livejournal.com]

【 MISTLETOE MEME 】
1) post with your character...
2) THOSE WHO REPLY MUST KISS YOUR CHARACTER!  OR ELSE.  You're stuck there or something.
3) My those are odd-looking berries on that image
4) ???
5) PROFIT!

GO.

 

Comments

/abuses icon and keywords

[poisonousflame]

They do terrible things, Sideswipe.

ffff

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... Like what?

[poisonousflame]

It's not something I wanna discuss. Or remember.

[A.K.A KISSING XEMNAS.]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Helpful.

[STARING UP STILL.]

... So what do we do now?

1/3

[poisonousflame]

Get out from under it.

[DUH.]

[poisonousflame]

[Except that he...]

[poisonousflame]

[... can't move.]



[WELL SHIT.]

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... Any other genius plans?

[poisonousflame]

[No, but he's not going to say that yet.]

Try moving.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[WIGGLES LIKE A BOSS - but no, he's stuck too.]

Well. That worked.

[poisonousflame]

Hey, if you've got some brilliant plan up your sleeve, feel free to share.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

... Maybe if I pushed you hard enough.

[poisonousflame]

[Raises an eyebrow. Really buddy? Really.]

By all means.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[He's trying his best here -- which means he's shoving with all the force those arms can muster.]

THOSE AAARMS

[poisonousflame]

[This just winds up making Axel bend backwards, as though he's leaning against some invisible counter. His eyebrows climb higher and he just beeeends back. Because really, what is a spine.]

JUST FOR YOOOU

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[Well... that's... interesting. What happens if he keeps on pushing?

... This is purely for scientific purposes. Of course.]

/ENJOYS THE VIEW

[poisonousflame]

[What happens? Axel just keeps bending. He'll have bended right in half pretty soon here.]

Hate to put a damper on your brilliant plan, but it's not working.

B)

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[FASCINATING.]

... No. But it's incredibly entertaining.

[poisonousflame]

Uh huh.

[Well, Axel's just gonna grab onto Sideswipe's arms, to try and get him to let go.

[... Except that Sideswipe's hands don't appear to want to let go.]

More pressing issues at hand than entertainment, Sideswipe.

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[He'll show you what's pressing in this position...]

Not moving for a while?

aljdflajslfjasdjflasdjf /CRIES LAUGHING AJDFLJASLD

[poisonousflame]

Such as figuring out how to move.

|DDD

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

Ah. Right.

[... Squirms a little - a still in that shoving position.]

Do we... have to? [Wiggle.] It's not... bad, exactly.

lajsdlfjas;dfjasdf

[poisonousflame]

[Wh-- jalsdjflasd WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIDESWIPE. Axel's eyes go wide as his grip tightens on Sideswipe's arms, redoubling his efforts to pull them away.]

I'm sure.

[And yes, his voice is a little strained.]

I'm sorry dfkjsd

[stabbywheelfeet.livejournal.com]

[HE HAS NO IDEA - well maybe a little bit - BUT. He does try and help though, but, wow they seem to be stuck.]

... This is... bad... hm?

[So. Distracted.]

/just. dead.

[poisonousflame]

[Yeah, this is definitely not ideal.]

It'd be better if you'd quit pushing.